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Damn, it's just me then...



I knew that Pony Express messenger was bad news when he rode up to my house

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But then she sent me a message via carrier pigeon to let me know that she still likes me but not you guys just me

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it's not true! she likes me too

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I totally misinterpreted those smoke signals she sent the other day, I thought I was on her good side :[

I always think it's hilarious when the bros try to hold this kind of highly commercial pop fusion music to the standards of their favorite BM record produced in a basement. It's kind of like hating a classic hip hop album because it's not produced like a modern R&B single.

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Damn, everybody in the thread seems to have a close relationship with her. She never wrote to me ! Or sent a pigeon. I want a pigeon.

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She only sent me smoke signals, which is a bit shit as i saw smoke and was like "Fuck i left the oven on" and i cant read smoke signals

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Aurora borealis, localized entirely within your kitchen?

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No sadly it was a localised inferno and this bitch was out of marshmallows

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But what if you purchased fast food and disguised it as your own cooking?

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Hmmm nah Ill just accept the accidental arson.