The National First Two Pages of Frankenstein
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Winesburgohio
Staff Reviewer
May 1st 2023


4043 Comments

Album Rating: 3.6

Weird Goodbyes absolutely qualifying for Inclusion

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 1st 2023


60873 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

what is hairpin turns is that a song that exists

ABjordanMM
May 1st 2023


1756 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Dare i say this is growing......?

ABjordanMM
May 1st 2023


1756 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

You gotta be in the mood for it tho

EyesWideShut
May 2nd 2023


5915 Comments


Its not horrible.. just nothing

tectactoe
May 2nd 2023


7439 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'd rather it have been horrible and interesting than totally inoffensive but dreadfully bland.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 2nd 2023


60873 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The National Zero - CONSUME-FRANKENSTEIN

tectactoe
May 2nd 2023


7439 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

something like that yea

DoofDoof
May 2nd 2023


15231 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

a whole rock album in the style of 'Turtleneck' would have been preferable and at least different

lachapelle
May 2nd 2023


11 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm assuming the average on this will eventually go up.. If the previous album landed at a 3.5 then I can only imagine this will at least reach that, maybe even surpass it.

Pikazilla
May 2nd 2023


30037 Comments


highly unlikely

AmericanFlagAsh
May 2nd 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Are the first two pages of Frankenstein really boring or something

lachapelle
May 2nd 2023


11 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"highly unlikely"



Curious if you remember what the initial ratings of IAETF were? Can't imagine that one having high ratings when it first dropped. Could be wrong.

Demon of the Fall
May 2nd 2023


34284 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

'I'd rather it have been horrible and interesting than totally inoffensive but dreadfully bland.'

offensively bland is a thing (at least in my world).



Colton
May 2nd 2023


15427 Comments


the “give me some tips” line from Taylor is so bizarre I almost laughed out loud

Colton
May 2nd 2023


15427 Comments


as if she’s talking about advice on how to bake muffins or something

AmericanFlagAsh
May 2nd 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

All these songs have blended into each other for me

Ima give it a 3 because I don't think it's bad... just lacking any excitement

DoofDoof
May 2nd 2023


15231 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Her delivery of a lot of the lyrics on that song is very cheesy - 'did my love aid and abet you?' and 'cause I love the curse on this house' both sound full stilton



Not my least favourite on the album because at least it has a different personality...even if it's a slightly nauseating one. Bit like the clunky 'Eucalyptus' has some distinctiveness.



So yeah, maybe the more outright 'bad' songs are better than the more outright'boring' ones

AmericanFlagAsh
May 2nd 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The Taylor song sucks, Coney Island is even better

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 2nd 2023


60873 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Curious if you remember what the initial ratings of IAETF were?"

considerably higher than this + bolstered by two palpably desperate staff reviews (with high high scores) trying to assure the site that They Still Got It



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