Album Rating: 4.0

by played the saxophone, do you mean, put on a turtleneck and fedora and held the saxophone up while you gyrated at a mirror?

no, i didn't even have that level of aspired coolness paha, i would literally go to a practice room, do my scales and pieces badly, and check out. didn't listen to any sax music or have any interest in jazz - was a total waste and i wish i'd made more of it

Album Rating: 4.0

ahh that sucks, did your parents pressure you into learning it by any chance?

oof

I too was jazzband kid

im shocked

lol my folks defs got me onto it (and i would totally push mine towards learning an arbitrary instrument), but they'd have been chill if i stopped way earlier - kinda kept going for its own sake, which was on me. then i started learning guitar and realised it was much more worthwhile learning an instrument you actually care about, and now i just wish i was cool enough to have badass sax chops floating around. heck

:<

Album Rating: 3.5

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declare your failed instrument or gtfo

Album Rating: 4.0

'declare your failed instrument or gtfo'



the clitoris

Album Rating: 5.0

sax is cooler than violin at least and also doesn't give you chronic shoulder pain for years after

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played trombone in jazz and concert band in high school. piano OG instrument. sing and drums too

thank god my parents said no to clarinet

Album Rating: 4.0

as a fucking keyboardist

those fucking keyboards

are my favorite part of this album

Album Rating: 3.5

F u ck

Album Rating: 4.0

As a loser…

will listen

Album Rating: 4.0

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