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Storm In A Teacup
February 1st 2022


47085 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Lmao my rating was deleted again

botulist
February 1st 2022


751 Comments


would i like this if i thought the first LP was a big fat meh?

z00sh
February 1st 2022


641 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Probably not

Storm In A Teacup
February 1st 2022


47085 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I like how people can't handle the sight of a bad rating and say something as dumb as "man people love to hate on this album" when there hasn't been an expose about why it is so bad. Literally the only reason i listened to this band was because sinternet said they were the future of a whole movement. I tried giving them a chance. Listened to this album and one song from the first and went back to three songs again to see if something was there but it's not. My ears think this is one of the worst bands ever.

Senetrix666
February 1st 2022


1712 Comments


i get that. i feel the same way about biffy clyro

Storm In A Teacup
February 1st 2022


47085 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I made myself listen to Puzzles 100 times in order to 5 it. The first 99 listens it was a 2

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
February 1st 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Storm don't ever use Reddit. Censorship to the max

Storm In A Teacup
February 1st 2022


47085 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I lasted two months on reddit haha

Slex
February 1st 2022


17869 Comments


To be fair I don't think Porc and Gyro's troll ratings helped yr case Storm lol

Dewinged
Emeritus
February 1st 2022


33019 Comments


Porc's got the correct rating, I'm sure.

JohnnyoftheWell
February 1st 2022


64287 Comments


this isn't the black midi thread

Dewinged
Emeritus
February 1st 2022


33019 Comments


But Johnny you said you loved me...

In front of Black Midi...

JohnnyoftheWell
February 1st 2022


64287 Comments


i will say anything to keep the scamp gang in the dark!

JohnnyoftheWell
February 1st 2022


64287 Comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73V4X1XPKs

this is a deep comparison of the progress of two toilet cultures considered civilised

and you are neither of them

Slex
February 1st 2022


17869 Comments


The thought of a bidet makes me viscerally uncomfortable tbh, no thank you

Dewinged
Emeritus
February 1st 2022


33019 Comments


"detachable showerhead is infinitely better than a bidet in terms of literally any measurable parameter but most importantly water pressure and diversity of angles"

Jesus Colton you're insufferable my man.

Dewinged
Emeritus
February 1st 2022


33019 Comments


But only sometimes, I swear.

Winesburgohio
Emeritus
February 1st 2022


4188 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

Rowan: [writes incredible, thoughtful review of an upcoming big release]



Me: ahh, finally. the perfect forum to talk about my ass hole and its maintenance

JohnnyoftheWell
February 1st 2022


64287 Comments


iirc rowan made an insistence that this band would sound better if people akchually listened to them, which tbqh is more than i'm prepared to commit to

Slex
February 1st 2022


17869 Comments


How is it sus that I don't want gale force water pressure puncturing my asshole tho



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