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Hatework
August 20th 2021


234 Comments


After close and careful examination, I can confirm she does in fact, have a bikini.

Sowing
Moderator
August 20th 2021


45523 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Oh good we reached the part of the thread where the music no longer matters and we're going to talk about her ass

rabidfish
August 20th 2021


8992 Comments


juicy ass.
That's the only interesting thing to say about this whole thing.

Tundra
August 20th 2021


10734 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

as good as Melodrama for me

rabidfish
August 20th 2021


8992 Comments


stfu colton, ffs.
puritanism is literally the worst thing about US. It's fucking stupid this ass makes people lose their shit like we live in the fucking 1600's or something.

rabidfish
August 20th 2021


8992 Comments


the taliban will gladly take u in as a kindred spirit, don't worry!
those silly women with their crazy ideas about having bodies that can be seen lol

JefferyBigglestein2
August 20th 2021


511 Comments


Good one rabid fish lorde is totally gonna be in your DMs after that one

Relinquished
August 20th 2021


50089 Comments


“Oh good we reached the part of the thread where the music no longer matters and we're going to talk about her ass”

nice now we can see you do your jobber

yknow to bring the traffic in the site without them getting creeped out by colton and biggle

Parallels
August 20th 2021


10215 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"She's got a bikini on anyway. I super zoomed in just to check"

"After close and careful examination, I can confirm she does in fact, have a bikini."



Wow thank you for your service.



"It basically dupes you into looking at porn in settings where you don't actually want to lol"



Imagine how Scorpions fans feel when Virgin Killer pops up.



MrSirLordGentleman
August 20th 2021


15343 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"I'm joking on the ban part, but let's be honest all album covers with nudity on them suck. I also don't wanna have to pull up a nude/borderline nude just to play an album on my phone when I'm in a public place. It basically dupes you into looking at porn in settings where you don't actually want to lol"



right off the bat I can think of Scorpion's Virgin Killer and Blind Faith's only album. Those aren't just nudity, but controversial nudity lol (and they rule hard)



I don't care about the nude artwork, I only mentioned that Free did a better job with the concept

rabidfish
August 20th 2021


8992 Comments


just fuckign with you a little. I've seen too much crazy talk today on twitter and shit.
It just baffles me people keep returning to thought patterns that set us back hundreds of years because... I don't really know why, even.

JefferyBigglestein2
August 20th 2021


511 Comments


This isn’t the first time a washed up star has tried to sexualize themselves in a desperate bid for attention, nor will it be the last. What makes this case funny is that lorde goes on this tangent of not wanting attention and wanting to be lowkey then goes and does the exact opposite. Lorde has the right to use her body as cover art, I have the right to laugh at all the coomers trying to defend it.



Hatework
August 20th 2021


234 Comments


I mean, it is a pretty nice ass.

JefferyBigglestein2
August 20th 2021


511 Comments


It’s funny you mention that since the reviews I made on my old account caused a bunch of people to join the site just to argue in the comments section. Specifically the BTS reviews I made last summer, Rest In Peace. I am a draw on this website I made this website briefly relevant last year. This is based, factual, and the word of the biggle boys.

Parallels
August 20th 2021


10215 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

lol what

sixdegrees
August 20th 2021


13129 Comments


Based and a fact

JefferyBigglestein2
August 20th 2021


511 Comments


This is based and a fact!!!

MO
August 20th 2021


24239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

sad to see. will jam but am totally expecting this to be a dud after the single I heard

Brabiz
August 20th 2021


2696 Comments


Kinda bummed about this. Loved her first LP back in the day.

rabidfish
August 20th 2021


8992 Comments


i understand there's a whole historical unbalance that needs to be at least aknowledged in the implication that i can comment on the aesthetic pleasure i find in a woman's body without fearing much repercution outside of "lol horny" comment. Don't think the way forward is to chastize and ridicule people, or villify them.



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