Album Rating: 3.8

Familiars is in truth the easy best, yea

Album Rating: 5.0

What your favorite Antlers album says about you:

Hospice: You've endured great tragedy in your life and are trying to cope. Either that or you are between the ages of 9 and 17, recently joined Sputnik, and want to fit in. 97.62% of the subjects on this website who were interviewed fell into the latter category.

In the Attic of the Universe: You have delicate sensibilities and like to ponder life's biggest questions. Why are we here? What is that creature on the album artwork? Is it you? Is it me? Isn't it all the same? You're at least slightly full of shit and probably insane too.

Familiars: You like fine wine and rare cheese, you laugh at your own highbrow jokes quietly while resting upon an easy chair that three foreign children died making.

Burst Apart: You're a bad ass, probably grew up in a rough neighborhood where you curb stomped people to the lush serenade of beautiful indie-rock while your homies went wild. Sorry, that's just 'Parentheses'. The rest of the time you cried while looking out your bedroom window because your mom put a limit on your "screen time".

Green to Gold: You like sipping coffee on a sun-stained porch; or you are literally a farmer; or you are at least 72 years of age.

Uprooted: You're pretentious and a fucking liar.

Album Rating: 3.5

Its none of those. Undersea is their best.

Lmao love this
Think I'm currently in the Burst Apart camp, but from that breakdown I really need to hear Famliars

Album Rating: 4.0

I think Sowing should do a ‘what your favourite album by said band says about you’ series of lists :D

Copy that lol

Album Rating: 4.5

Great analysis, I also support these lists

What’s your favorite antlers album says about you:
Hospice: you tend to be right
Anything else: you tend to be wrong

Burst apart or Familiars

Album Rating: 3.5

Burst Apart

Album Rating: 2.0

lol that sowing comment is a lot better than this album

First song is lovely.

Uprooted isn't anything special but it's a fun little folk album on its own. I kind of prefer it to Hospice but I was never big on Hospice either so, yeah. Putting the Dog to Sleep is like their best song though.

with this coronavirus shit we should all relate to hospice now tbh

Album Rating: 2.0

do you do that with your username on purpose

yes

No. It was my aim username when I was 14 and used it when I signed up on this site in like 2006ish maybe? Around Ultimate-Guitar time. Holy shit I'm old. The cut off is a weird coincidence and people always point it out.

no one would give a shit about the antlers if it wasn’t for hospice.

@nightstars: I still use ultimate guitar lmao

Oops, I meant MX tabs, sorry. I guess that's my old brain.

Album Rating: 2.0

Familiars is trash, sorry not sorry



Hospice and the one before it all the way