Album Rating: 2.0
FKA Recipe: An uncomfortable album cover to hook in them edgy bois (I don't listen to mainstream radio garbo). Next, lay down a foundational phaser and reverb effect (Wow, so dreamy). Don't forgot those D E E P hip hop drum loops (Cars stopped next to me at red lights will love this shit!). Follow through by stirring in a heavy dose of breathy lyrics (OMG she's so troubled and dark). Produce that shit mix right up into your ear holes (Billie Eilish? More like Willy Fetish). Now subvert the melody with some totes-mcgoats random shrills (Wow, did not expect that high vibrato!) And finally, finish every song off with a sprinkle of instrumental crescendos (I'm in tears, what a modern masterpiece). Boom you got yourself an album. And if actually converted to food form, Gordon Ramsey would rather eat a turd. But that's just because he doesn't understand A R T.
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Pretty accurate tbh.
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Album Rating: 2.0
Lol kinda harsh but true. This is some average stuff with some weird parts that somehow elevates it to a good album
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Album Rating: 2.0
If it was by some unknown artist esp a dude, we would have a 2.3 average
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Album Rating: 4.5
yeah because dudes tend to have lower averages on this site, just look at the top 40 of the year
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Harsh but true [2]
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This is Pitchfork fodder
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Album Rating: 3.5
Tbf can't disagree
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Say what you want she can work a pole
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Album Rating: 3.5
Polefork fodder
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also if this was made by a guy it would be Perfume Genius which is also pretty good.
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Man.. I didnt think much of this album, but with repeated listens it's really opening up to me, some sick production!
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Album Rating: 3.0
whacky whacky loopi loopi ...I kinda dug the first song...lets see how it goes...
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Album Rating: 3.0
This or Lana?
3,2,1...fight!
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Album Rating: 3.0
This has 3 or 4 good/great tracks and one godawful one, Lana has Venice Bitch and the rest is a snooze-fest that doesn’t hold up to repeated listening. I say this.
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Can’t sing for shit
Songs aren’t memorable
Album art is cool
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Album Rating: 3.0
You 2 say it well
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Album Rating: 3.5
Good hot takes ye ye
"Lana has Venice Bitch and the rest is a snooze-fest that doesn’t hold up to repeated listening"
This is my fave false dichotomy of the day, Demon ;]
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Album Rating: 3.0
Its OK if you dig bed talk
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Album Rating: 3.5
My bed talk must be delivered in 80% reverb 20% cig smoke and Lana strikes me as a spearmint addict
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