Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

nvm

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah but as the weakest song here bartender is still really fun. she has 5/5 songs on every album but the lows were usually way lower

Album Rating: 3.0

preetty overrated. The Greatest easily the best song here, but Lana is SO drowned in her typical clichés in most of the songs... Venice Bitch a great song? again mediocre lyrics and you guys have obviously not listened many great 10+ minute songs... "Banshee Beat" by Animal Collective, "Quick Canal" by Atlas Sound are some of superior examples and that's just 00's. also Julia Holter handles synths and electronics way better than Lana and Jack here.



PS: a very good review. "Pretty. Empty" - yes.

Album Rating: 4.0

venice bitch is perfect. also the national and lana del rey need 2 do an album together

Album Rating: 4.0

Made an abridged version of the album on Spotify and it ups this to a possible 5/5. 10 through 13 dragggggggg though and the Sublime cover just does not belong at the record, especially with where it is placed completely ruining the flow.



1. Norman Fucking Rockwell

2. Mariners Apartment Complex

3. Venice Bitch

4. Fuck It, I Love You

6. Love Song

8. How to Disappear

9. California

14. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me

to Have - but I Have It

1. Norman Fucking Rockwell - 4/5

2. Mariners Apartment Complex - 4/5

3. Venice Bitch - 5/5

4. Fuck It, I Love You - 2.5/5

5. Doin’ Time (Sublime cover) - 3/5

6. Love Song - 2.5/5

7. Cinnamon Girl - 4/5

8. How to Disappear - 2.5/5

9. California - 3.5/5

10. The Next Best American Record - 2/5

11. The Greatest - 3/5

12. Bartender - 2.5/5

13. Happiness Is a Butterfly - 3.5/5

14. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - but I Have It - 2.5/5

Album Rating: 5.0

the only thing the greatest drags are tears from my eyes

Album Rating: 4.0

Hearing you all gush about the greatest is making me give it another try ... standby.

Album Rating: 5.0

@stromz school us girl

The greatest is pretty w.e tbh.

Album Rating: 4.0

Woah, I almost completely agree with gyro's ranking.



*notes this in diary*

Album Rating: 4.5

I love Happiness

Album Rating: 4.5

"The greatest is pretty w.e tbh. "



The best song on here so

Album Rating: 4.0

The Greatest was pretty w.e.



*also notes Gyro in diary*

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

skipped over gyro's ratings, already know they're wrong

Album Rating: 4.5

Bartender leads really nicely into Happiness lyrically

Definitely the weak point though

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Been a while since Pitchfork went the full Sowing in their hyperbole and rating

Any National fans in here?

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I'm not sure I understand the idea that people in the middle of the spectrum can't be political people

Album Rating: 5.0

I consider myself pretty middle grounded and honestly the idea that you can't think for yourself and you must CHOOSE RIGHT OR LEFT is the mentality that perpetuates endless polarization and division. We need more free thinkers in this country.