Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
LOLLLL right?
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Album Rating: 5.0
This has to be the worst review summary I've ever seen on Sput. Don't know how anyone could even read the rest of the review after that, I literally cringed off the face of the earth.
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how is that cringeworthy at all? even close to as cringy as having this 5'd?
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Album Rating: 5.0
Well, he's talking directly to the artist which is embarrassing in and of itself. Like Jered has time in his busy schedule to read this weak-sauce review and his childish insecure pot-shots at him. Secondly, he's not 'waiting for his 15 minutes of fame', he's already famous and is clearly going to have a long and promising career if this album is anything to judge by. But the cringiest part to me is that clearly no one would write something like that if they weren't deeply jealous of Jered, I mean the bitterness is so palpable you could cut it with a knife, and it's only the first fucking sentence of the review. He should probs refrain from critiquing his betters and stick to other neckbeard activities.
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why are you coppin pleas for a shitty butt rock musician that lied to people?
and how is this guy famous? he was in a band people know for a week and then made this dogshit. you must be maaaaaad delusional lmaooo
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Threatin is gonna be the end of sputnikmusic
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nah im just confused how this scam actually worked on anyone on this site lol
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
Lmao art that's literally a line from a superior artist's song that just so happens to fit within the context of the review.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Everyone I know who follows metal knows about him and has listened to the album. Thanks to all the metal news outlets jumping on this with glee and giving it overkill coverage it's now reaching The Room levels of exposure. If you don't consider that fame or see the ironic underlying genius behind it then we'll just agree to disagree.
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I suppose there really is truth to the statement "there is no such thing as bad publicity" ^^
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
I hope he doesn't Threatin to make a second album.
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/2401245-2401245
"Threatin frontman Jered, a misguided LA rocker tragically born attached by the hands to a picture frame..."
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Album Rating: 5.0
Haven't given an album a 5 for well over a year I think, then Jered came and saved music. He's super handsome, super talented and if I were gay I'd totally fall for his ass. The way things are though, the best I can do is make him my ideal role model
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Based.
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comparing this to tommy wiseau is an insult to tommy wiseau
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The only way i could give this guy a chance is if he grew a marvelous beard and gained weight, but then again, he would be Zakk Wylde.
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Album Rating: 5.0
You nailed it dude, I knew he resembled someone.
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he has that wild look in his eyes.
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he looks like a fucking dweeb
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^THVRTVVN = THREATIN?!
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