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froghawk
January 29th 2016


189 Comments


Regressive rock at its finest.

Toondude10
January 29th 2016


15373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I gotta say I'm surprised that this didn't shit out like ten reviews already. Now I'm thinking of writing one myself.

ksoflas
January 29th 2016


1511 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

It's official, rip DT...

Nazzadan
January 29th 2016


2433 Comments


Well you have to write a review to express your opinion. A comment is simply not enough.

Toondude10
January 29th 2016


15373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

damn, guess I have to make time for Skyrim tomorrow :/

ksoflas
January 29th 2016


1511 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol

Rastapunk
January 29th 2016


1605 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I love how he asks for a full review because of the 1.5 rating... If it was a fiv he would just say "hell yeah you're right"... Ahhh the internet

froghawk
January 29th 2016


189 Comments


These baboon degenerates can't write a song to save their lives, my ears can't take it, what is this noise?

Listening to this is like being digested alive then having your flesh torn off by Epomis larvae (http://www.wired.com/2016/01/absurd-creature-of-the-week-this-toad-isnt-eating-a-bug-the-bug-is-eating-it/)

djr2
January 29th 2016


31 Comments


Lol internet

IwoJima22
January 29th 2016


12 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

In its most trivial form, a 0 would be incoherent regurgitated talentless white noise, and a 5 would be a magnum opus masterpiece for the ages. You seem to have an irking/distaste for DT, I'm not a fanboy, mind you, even though Petrucci has been responsible for millions of aspiring guitar player suicides. But music is an art form, a testament to the human condition. As we are sitting here there are people blasting misogynistic, synthetic cannon fodder, bragging about hoes and money, yelling guttural nonsense when you have DT over here trying to give people spiritual ecstasy. Even if it's "regurgitated, no riffs, can't hear the bass, way too long, etc." their work is honest. We should be celebrating that. To each their own though. Good day, Avantasias album seems nice, check that out and try not to butcher it.

TooManyFriends
January 29th 2016


3520 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

meme theater

froghawk
January 29th 2016


189 Comments


It's not honest, they're a machine pumping out garbage for money, a consummate career band

White noise is preferable to this

Nazzadan
January 29th 2016


2433 Comments


I haven't heard this and I can tell you Ghost Lights shits all over it. Might be Avantasia's best album.
I still promise to listen to this at some point, maybe after I finish the bonus tracks on Ghost Lights

djr2
January 29th 2016


31 Comments


May mays man

Rastapunk
January 29th 2016


1605 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"To each their own though"



FINALLY

Brabiz
January 29th 2016


2785 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Ugh. My girlfriend really likes this band :/ i can't stand them tbh

Toondude10
January 29th 2016


15373 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"It's not honest, they're a machine pumping out garbage for money, a consummate career band"



I seriously doubt they're in it for the money, or at least as much as a lot of other bands if you ask me.

Flugmorph
January 29th 2016


35426 Comments


yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense
yelling guttural nonsense

CalculatingInfinity
January 29th 2016


9941 Comments


"you have DT over here trying to give people spiritual ecstasy"

And they fail MISERABLY. If your standards are so low that you're giving it a 5 for not having sexist and dumb themes then that's your loss. We won't celebrate the work because it's honest because that is the bare miminum I, and many people here expect.

Flugmorph
January 29th 2016


35426 Comments


their work is honest.




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