Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
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Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

What really makes something black metal then? Its such a diverse genre now, you really cannot define its sound anymore. Theres so many bands which all sound different.





Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

But there are so many bands which sound nothing like original black metal, yet they still fall under that genre.

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


i like carach angren, darkthrone and burzum, am i false?

Mystletainn
January 31st 2016


4049 Comments


haha


Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


aw man, im gonna go cry into my a7x hoodie and put on some korn

zaruyache
January 31st 2016


28614 Comments


and then kill yourself?

zaruyache
January 31st 2016


28614 Comments


No wait, you're not kvlt enough for that nvm my bad

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


brah

Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Who the hell invented the term KVLT? And who or what started the trend of spelling it like that?

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


i bet this guy doesn't even buy his mid 2000s cradle of filth CDs from hot topic

poseur

Mystletainn
January 31st 2016


4049 Comments


lord of all posers

that's quite the title


Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

lmfao OvDeath. How do I escape from being a POZERLORD? I wanana be a TROOLORD like you.





lol... this damn thread.

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


vetimus can u tell me what is tr00 black metal so i can be as tr00 as u?

Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

But you have a Converge album rated as a 5 oh noes, its not KVLT!!! you will never be TROOO! And also you 4.5'ed a a bunch of deafheaven records!

Mystletainn
January 31st 2016


4049 Comments


some people are born trve and other's are born into posevrhood

Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

you better listen to my super obscure death metal albums and 5 them all to regain TROOness points.

zaruyache
January 31st 2016


28614 Comments


No Ess you have to only listen to Cradle of Filth's dm demos, and only on cassette.

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


played through a walkie talkie at a range where they are just about to break up

Vetimus
January 31st 2016


809 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

But COF are entry level mallcore hot topic core for high school gothic wannabe posers.



The farthest thing from TROO!

Essence
January 31st 2016


6809 Comments


my life is a lie



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