Ranger Knights of Darkness
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SitarHero
March 6th 2014


14826 Comments


Ha! Yeah I know Hans, I'm just taking the piss.

Here it's the mustache. Beards are for the homeless, but a a mustache shows that manly enough to have facial hair and stylish enough to groom it.

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Here if you just have a mustache youre a child molester, unless you are old/grizzled/manly enough to pull off the Sam Elliott stache.

SitarHero
March 6th 2014


14826 Comments


I've got a glorious Frank Zappa going on right now. The women here like to pretend that it's unattractive because it's traditional and old fashioned, but I'll be damned if it doesn't melt panties like nobodies business. They can't help themselves. Generations of genetic affinity for mustaches no doubt.

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

haha thats awesome Sitar



Fuck yeah Captain

BigPleb
March 6th 2014


65808 Comments


Well this kicked the shit outta me.

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

so much fucking m/

BigPleb
March 6th 2014


65808 Comments


Up the arse.

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

me and KJ were thrashing hard to this last night.

BigPleb
March 6th 2014


65808 Comments


I was fucking sleepin damn.

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Armed with the power

Shape this final hour

Try to run, it never stops

Ranger's command rule the land

We're burning with rage

Metal explodes to your face!





BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

HOT! BURNING! METAL!

SUPREME EVIL, SURPRISE ATTACK





BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Ride into the night of darkness

With the cavalry made of steel

V8 engines screams

Throughout the land with the swords in our hands



Rise! Knights of darkness!

None shall cross their path

Fight! With the metal in our veins!



We're come to kill, taking every last breath

Ripped their skulls off their back

Black blood runs through our veins

Hear the pounding of the hammers

Crushing everyone in our way



Rise! Knights of darkness!

None shall cross their path

Fight! With the metal in our veins!





JamieTwort
March 6th 2014


26988 Comments


Sweet review, pos'd.

Will check hard.

menawati
March 6th 2014


16749 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

those lyrics are pretty hilarious

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
March 6th 2014


11509 Comments


Jamming this right now, this is awesome.

ROTTEN TO THE CORE!!

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

M/

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Needs more ratings. Fuck this rips hard.

menawati
March 6th 2014


16749 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

there you go

pissbore
March 6th 2014


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

so glad to see the love this is getting

BigHans
March 6th 2014


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Fuck yes



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