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Wildcardbitchesss
July 2nd 2023


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that multiplayer was actually pretty good too honestly. Putting bullet time in it was bold but it worked really well

pizzamachine
July 2nd 2023


28282 Comments


I love shooting bitches in slo mo they be like ooooooooowwwwwww

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
July 2nd 2023


18924 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“that multiplayer was actually pretty good too honestly. Putting bullet time in it was bold but it worked really well”



When it first came out, the multiplayer was unbelievable. That was until you got all of those fucking hackers that used to waltz around in the bomb suits.

Tundra
July 2nd 2023


10734 Comments


was just listening to these guys didnt know they did Max Payne soundtrack

s0nicx
December 18th 2023


931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

James McCaffrey dead at 65...fuck...

MO
December 18th 2023


24239 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

holy fuuuuuuck. legendary voice. hard rip

Wildcardbitchesss
December 18th 2023


19545 Comments


I read that they got it wrong, different James McCaffrey

Wildcardbitchesss
December 18th 2023


19545 Comments


Well I’m wrong.

God I could fucking cry.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 18th 2023


18924 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I am absolutely wounded by this news.



Gonna have to spend the next three days blasting the trilogy of games

DocSportello
December 18th 2023


3683 Comments


: (

Wildcardbitchesss
December 18th 2023


19545 Comments


Gonna start up a new play through of Alan Wake 2. Hopefully they just use his recorded lines for the Max Payne remakes. There’s no replacing him.

Slex
December 18th 2023


17866 Comments


Rest in power James : (

Wildcardbitchesss
December 18th 2023


19545 Comments


I only played the original and 2 after playing Max Payne 3, so this glorious monologue was my introduction to both Max and James:

“So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister…”

What a great performance.

Storm In A Teacup
December 18th 2023


47081 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The missions themselves and their quiet atmosphere paired up with the narration so damn well. 6/5

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2023


18924 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@wild



I grew up on 1&2 and adore them and James’ performances in them, but he was in another galaxy for 3. I’d probably even say it’s my favourite performance of all-time. That opening monologue, and when he’s stood at Michelle’s grave gives me chills.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
December 19th 2023


38332 Comments


RIP to a legend

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2023


18924 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The thing that’s even more amusing is he gets some really goofy lines to say in 3, but goddamn does he make it sound badass

Wildcardbitchesss
December 19th 2023


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It helps that Max Payne 3 is legitimately better written and acted than most film, and I’m being so serious when I say that.

James is a fucking icon to me.


DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2023


18924 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I agree man. It’s a simple premise, but the execution is sublime.



I remember when it was getting constantly delayed and they showed those images where he was bald and I was just thinking ‘fuck, this is going to be awful’. Turns out it’s probably my favourite of the 3, if only because McCaffrey delivers he’s magnum opus.



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