so do we tell him yet?

lol, a bros review

Album Rating: 3.5

stopped reading after the first line

you gotta live a very interesting life if you need to go on random music review sites just to instigate anger in random people who have never done you any wrong. pretty sure you're infinitely more pathetic than anyone who would get pissed at this (though i'm pretty sure we've seen enough trolls to not rage anymore)

Album Rating: 2.0

Oh my, you guys are real hardened internet warriors if you've seen plenty of trolls! I like how the thing that "instigates anger" is making some silly review though.



Not gonna lie, vicariously embarrassed after reading that comment of yours Bodom.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I don't really like this album either... but come on man. But hey, six pages for a crap review. That's an accomplishment you can be proud of, I guess? A little hard to post on the fridge, though.

relevant:

http://lol.i.trollyou.com/LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png

Album Rating: 3.5

Entertaining read, to be honest. Being a symphonic black metal fan I understand many of those points, but may not necessarily agree with them. Still deserves a pos and is very useful for someone who has never heard the genre before.

Album Rating: 2.0

It's not relevant since I was never trying to "troll" anyone.



Darkwargreymon, thanks for your more objective and levelheaded response (srs). Nice to see someone not

raging because I don't fawn over Black Metal.

So its more objective and levelheaded because he pos'd you?

Never heard Black Metal before and not planning to in the near future, but the review made me laugh alittle.

Btw wtf are those recommended?

Album Rating: 2.0

No, it's level headed because the tone of his comment is pretty chill. He got the points I was making and answered the question at the end with as little bias as possible, not "do u agree w/ the author's viewpoint?" like most people on this website.



No care about posd or negs, if you see my earlier comments I was just here to have fun and make light of black metal.

Album Rating: 4.5

"Like any other metal genre, it isn't very good."



shit!!!! SHIT!!!

^ sup alt

edit: lol alt got removed/banned/something

shitty review. it's fine, though, album is bulletproof.

The review is written well, and its only homuristic.

Album Rating: 2.0

Why the hell do you guise think I'm making alts or have a history of making alts? "Someone isn't

getting offended by this review? MUST be an alt"



Basically if someone doesn't leave a super-embarrassing comment where they gush over this *album or

miss the humor in the review, it's my own doing.

I used to hate black metal when I was 16 too. However unlike this little punk, I didn't waste my time trolling websites. Seriously kid, go outside, smoke some grass and get a life. Reviews like this waste server space.

Album Rating: 2.0

That's funny, most people grow out of Black Metal by the time they're 16 (srs).



"Reviews I don't like and that don't coincide with my opinions are a waste of space, let me give you my excessively strong opinion online while telling you to get a life." The irony.



It's because I go outside that I don't like stuff like this bro. I also don't get why you're telling someone to get a life and smoke weed. Last time I checked, weed is one of the most beta drugs out there that makes you want to stay inside and not do stuff. Would make more sense if you told me to go out to a club and drink, but hey, I take it you actually don't go outside and so think weed is a social drug (which it isn't unless you're getting crossed).

all the butt-hurt metal heads make this review even more worth it lol