Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
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HeathenTemple
October 21st 2011


80 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The first 6 songs are horrible and the last 4 are horribly boring. Overall, one of the worst things to enter my ears.

Gmork89
October 21st 2011


8893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This all honestly seems like a joke, especially the way that Metallica is talking about it.



"Lou walked into the studio and about seven seconds later my head was spinning like Linda Blair in 'The Exorcist'. It was so impulsive it'll take me years to access what happened." -Lars Ulrich

Tyrael
October 21st 2011


21108 Comments


What's with Metal Hammer's 7 stars rating system? Odd number to use.
It has something to do with the fact that they don't think any album can get a perfect score... Or something like that

BigHans
October 21st 2011


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I wish Metallica was trolling but I know they aren't.

MO
October 21st 2011


24247 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Newsteads probably pissing himself laughing to this.

Tyrael
October 21st 2011


21108 Comments


I bet Lars still thinks his trash can drumming on St Anger sounded great

Gmork89
October 21st 2011


8893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

It sounds a lot better now, that's for sure.

Scoot
October 21st 2011


24157 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

they're acting like it was some kind of divine achievement in music history





BigHans
October 21st 2011


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I will say that the acoustic guitars that open the album are quite gorgeous. Thats about the only good part of the album.

Tyrael
October 21st 2011


21108 Comments


I actually like the main riff of The View... But yeah that's about it

BigHans
October 21st 2011


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

SMALL TOWN GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
October 21st 2011


38374 Comments


I will say that the acoustic guitars that open the album are quite gorgeous. Thats about the only good part of the album.

Yep. My immediate thought was: "Oh hey, maybe this isn't so bad". That notion lasted for all of 10 seconds.

JViney
Emeritus
October 21st 2011


322 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I'm giving this thing another full listen now. Will report back. Scared Lars is going to come to my house and bum me now.

HeathenTemple
October 21st 2011


80 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I mean, how can they think that this sounds even remotely good?

BigHans
October 21st 2011


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

THE BRANDENBURG GAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE-AH

Gmork89
October 21st 2011


8893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Utterly deeessppIIIIIIIISSEEESS you

Scoot
October 21st 2011


24157 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

jesus, he would personally try to waggle his ass like a dark prostitute coagulating blood if he saw my review

Gmork89
October 21st 2011


8893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

That line made me laugh so hard, thanks lulu.

HeathenTemple
October 21st 2011


80 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"jesus, he would personally try to waggle his ass like a dark prostitute coagulating blood if he saw my review"



But isn't he a table?

BigHans
October 21st 2011


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I AM THE ROOT



I AM THE TABLET



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