Poor bastard, I bet you got the dentures and canes and ev'ythang?

Album Rating: 1.5

Rich nigga teeth.

Album Rating: 3.0

[img]http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/old-man-with-cane1.jpg[/img]

Album Rating: 1.5

Is that a sodomy stick?

Album Rating: 3.0

Could be....

Gerroff ma lawn, neighbour!

Album Rating: 3.0

Those damn hooligan kids again with their big pants and their grafitto painting

Album Rating: 1.5

we want more money and medicare.

Album Rating: 3.0

And more Matlock

Album Rating: 1.5

If anyone complains about my review, I'ma slap my dentures in, grab my walker and we gonna fight over a bottle of geritol.

Album Rating: 2.5

Soo yeah Behind Me... and Elegy aside this is pretty damn generic.

Album Rating: 3.0

back in the day it was good

but listening to it now i cant remember what i liked

6 or so years ago it had win written all over it

backside and front

good review if kinda harsh,

Album Rating: 2.5

This was my first metal album I ever bought.

I listend to this when I was 13, and I liked because I was such a fucking noob and didn't know any other bands.

I'm 15 now. I listen to Death (sparsely two years ago I didn't know who Death was) and Neurosis. I say I listen to a decent range of good music, even in the core genre. (thePLASMARIFLE anyone?) So I tend to hate the constant, "Oh, you must be 15 and therefore listen to shit music." It's a stereotype, even though it's mostly true, it's still a stereotype.

But on topic, this album sucked immensely in 2003. An Ocean Between Us is a significant improvement, and even that wasn't so great.

Album Rating: 1.5

Ahh this was one of the most fun reviews to write.

94 hours is still amazing

Album Rating: 3.0

I am Tim Lambesis

Album Rating: 2.5

no I am Tim Lambesis

I AM TIM LAMBESIS

Album Rating: 3.0

I AM SPARTACUS?