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KebertXela
May 18th 2009


367 Comments


RS is the Fox "News" of music


MSNBC would be more like it. If it slams republicans or christianity, both love it. Fox news is actually quite the opposite.

Slimjim367
May 18th 2009


512 Comments


Why does rolling stone even cover stuff that isn't rock?


Hollaballooza
May 18th 2009


5 Comments


Why does sputnik even cover stuff that isn't rock? Every hip-hop album review I've seen on this site has been mind blowing... the fact that 'Find a Band' is displayed in the Search bar further proves how hip-hop has no place on this site. Stick to reviewing metal, indie, punk and rock, you all clearly know nothing about hip-hop.

lol @ All Eyes on Me & Eminem Show gettin' 2.5This Message Edited On 05.18.09

withALMONDS
May 18th 2009


214 Comments


we know our shit when it comes to hip-hop despite what you think

it's the deathcore of mainstream music. nuff said

alachlahol
May 18th 2009


7593 Comments


hip hop is the deathcore of mainstream music? that makes no sense what are you smoking

Phantom
May 18th 2009


9010 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Oh the irony of withALMONDS comment.

withALMONDS
May 18th 2009


214 Comments


well lets rephrase that for alachalalaololaolaolaola since he's too incompetent to get it apparently

deathcore, much like hip hop, is a genre full of shit. there's a few gems but it takes so long to find them that its usually not worth it

also i know i listen to shitty music, i would have thought i made that obvious by now but i guess not
B)
This Message Edited On 05.18.09

natey
May 18th 2009


4195 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hollaballooza knows his hippityhop

gaslightanthem
May 18th 2009


5208 Comments


Hollaballooza & withALMONDS both prove unintelligent people shouldn't use the internet

withALMONDS
May 18th 2009


214 Comments


i know but i do it anyways and im still amazing

edit: i'll be out of your hair eventually im just looking for a new internet home since pt closed downThis Message Edited On 05.18.09

scyther
May 19th 2009


1606 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Its alright he thinks our hip-hop reviews are mind-blowing.

Burn2Burn
May 19th 2009


2374 Comments


Hollaballooza's mind = blown.

MentalityOfA
May 19th 2009


1217 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I didn't think this album was quite as bad as everybody thinks it is.

But it's certainly not good, especially We Made You. That song is atrocious.

wlalala
May 19th 2009


3 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

MY RATING: 4/5

ok, i'll try to go and rate track by track

3 a.m.: 4.5 - Slim Shady is back. the third verse is just psycho.

My Mom: 4 - Rapping about how addictions are often inherited and pass on from generation to generation is not filler.

Insane: 5 - Eminem succeeds in putting a humorous (yet dramatic) twist to child molestation and incest.

Bagpipes from Baghdad: 3.5 - Love the pungi loop. Rapping about Mariah again...?

Hello: 4 - This should've been the first single.

Same Song & Dance: 5 - the song is actually about personification of addiction

We Made You: 1.5 - The reviewer was pretty much on point about this one...

Medicine Ball: 2.5 - O'rly? Reeves...

Stay Wide Awake: 5 -he manages to rhyme entire lines...stuff like 10x multisyllabic rhymes.

Old Time's Sake: 2.5 - And the purpose of this was...?

Must Be the Ganja: 4 - I can't figure out why I like this...



----Mr. Mathers (skit) -- Eminem passes out, the Relapse ends----



Deja Vu: 5 - karma is a bitch

Beautiful: 5 - Just listen to it. You'll see what I mean

Crack a Bottle: 3 - nice lounge/party song.

Underground: 5 - How-To-Rap!



--Bonus Tracks--

My Darling: 4.5 - Would've been a great intro.

Be Careful What You Wish For: 5 - What where they thinking when they cut this from the album? Really?

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Regular album: 59.5 / 15 = 4.0

"Deluxe" version: 69 / 17 = 4.1

wlalala
May 19th 2009


3 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

By the way, I struggle to believe this site gave better reviews for Asher Roth and Crime Pays...is this a joke?

TheNewWhack
May 19th 2009


1672 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

^^^ Welcome to Sputnik.



Try and shake off the trash talk that will most likely come as a result of your post. Nobody on this site seems to like this album very much... Myself included.

LPchesterloveLP
May 19th 2009


16 Comments


what are u talkin about? this site sux their rating all good alblums badThis Message Edited On 05.19.09

Cuban Pete
May 19th 2009


3814 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

at least underground was good.

alachlahol
May 19th 2009


7593 Comments


so should i listen to this or should i finger my butthole instead?

PuddleSwimmer
May 19th 2009


1457 Comments


which finger



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