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Essence
February 17th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Ha. Thanks, I suppose.

BornDeadBuriedAlive
March 3rd 2009


427 Comments


You had me at "sodomy".

Essence
March 5th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

....OKAY THEN.

opblaaskonijn
March 11th 2009


326 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Oh, wow, this is bad. :/This Message Edited On 03.11.09

Essence
April 8th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Been a month and I still hate this so much.

faustfukk
April 11th 2009


1 Comments


This is the worst review I’ve ever read, seriously. At least if you’re going to hate a band like Wold, hate them well. You are a pathetic person and it seems from this review that you really want to take it up the ass. You’re like an obsessed little boy with his finger up his ass: “oh Wold you’re so bad, soooo bad, I love to eat your shit, it sooo bad, uhuhuhuho, sooo bad”.
The internet truly is a place for mediocre losers like your self to shine. And you’ve got a little circle jerk going on in the lunchroom with all the other little Splipsnot wankers supporting you; “oh Wold is so bad for our asses, sooo bad”.
Good for you to go on a witch hunt against an underground noise band, yea good on ya. Fight for your right to overproduced benign redundant drivel. You’re a fucking mainstream neophyte and completely out of the game.
After reading your review I’m confused to why you would even attempt to talk about Wold. I think that you’re a young man who has bit off more than he can chew. But don’t worry someday you’ll make some bear a good little wife.
This Message Edited On 04.11.09

jingledeath
April 11th 2009


7100 Comments


ahahah that was even more hilarious than the review

no not really but you're still very very funny



This Message Edited On 04.11.09

itchyandscratchy
April 11th 2009


314 Comments


worst troll ever

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Dear troll:



Thank you SO much for contributing your opinion of me! I am so glad you took the very valuable time out of your life to make an account and share your valid, objectively based opinion of my writing with me! Without users like you, I couldn't possibly be where I am today. Maybe someday I too can rant about people in a childish manner and offer flaws without backing them in any way! Oh, look how good you are at being useless! I am envious. Truly, I am.



Sincerely,

The writer who doesn't care what you think of him.

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I know. What a witty wordsmith! How ever shall I compose a retort to the implication that I am feminine? A dire circumstance, I must say.

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Explains the song titles!

Zippermouth
April 13th 2009


1305 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

an habitation for dragon.

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

So it turns out my iPod only ever had half this album, which means it's probably twice as bad as I thought it was

Zippermouth
April 13th 2009


1305 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

holy shit thats bad.

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I keep the songs on my iPod so if anyone ever makes a "this is the worst thing I've ever heard" claim, I bust out my Wold songs



I love the facial reactions you get from the songs that start with a shrill piercing noise.

Zippermouth
April 13th 2009


1305 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

... and then the noise goes on...

for six fucking minutes!

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I've been begged to turn it off every time. I love this album for what it is: a testament to the capacity of suckitude, a word I made up just now just for Wold.

Zippermouth
April 13th 2009


1305 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

pfft, that kid who wrote that ETF review recently used that word. You are no longer original.

Essence
April 13th 2009


6812 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

DAMNIT



Gotta think of another one real quick





Shittasticalness

illmitch
May 18th 2009


5511 Comments


http://www.last.fm/music/Wold/+images/3012874

lollll



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