The Callous Daoboys I Don't Want to See You in Heaven
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KillJester
February 27th 2026


223 Comments


Anyone catch em on their UK tour? they were so good. So much better than when i saw em a few years ago at Arctangent

jrlikestodance
February 28th 2026


8572 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Body Horror is straight flames tbh

Wildcardbitchesss
March 1st 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Love that one too, I would never have expected that track from these guys but they fucking nailed it. The sky really is the limit, they succeeded in almost every style of music they try here. I really can’t wait to see what they do next.

Confessed2005
March 1st 2026


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Incredibly inventive and creative - I also cannot wait to see to what they have in store in the future.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 1st 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Really all I hope is that whatever is next feels a little more focused. This feels very scattershot but somehow it works for them on most tracks. Trim a little fat and this is a hard 5.



This record is a full 21 MINUTES longer than Celebrity Therapist, and unfortunately it feels like it in a few places. Still a really amazing album from probably the most exciting young band I can think of.

GreyShadow
March 1st 2026


8307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

i hope it's nothing like the past 2. they've proved theyre allowed to experiment

hangth3dj
March 2nd 2026


1067 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Anyone catch em on their UK tour? they were so good. So much better than when i saw em a few years ago at Arctangent"



Saw them in Bristol on Friday - such a good gig (although I was also majorly impressed when I saw them at Download in 2023 as well). All the songs off this album (particularly Lemon) were great live.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 7th 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Alright, Portrayal of Guilt is playing the same night as these guys and Arm’s Length, that show starts a full hour after this one… if I book it (to the other side of fucking town) after these guys finish their set I’m really hoping I can catch Portrayal of Guilt.



God fucking damnit man. My city has a fucking drought of no goddamn bands for months on end then finally we get some shit and two of my favorite bands are playing on the same night. Kinda bummed that I’ll miss Arms Length but oh well

JerseyJimmy
March 8th 2026


424 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

on god we're getting ourselves into all kinds of sitcom plots this year. godspeed, man.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 8th 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thank you sir 🫡

hangth3dj
March 8th 2026


1067 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Whilst I MUCH prefer the Daoboys to Portrayal of Guilt, naming an album Christfucker surely means they're a good time live.



Speaking of which, the Daoboys gig in Bristol was in a converted church.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 8th 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

overall I’d say I like Portrayal of Guilt more, but this album is better than anything they’ve done imo, so push comes to shove I’d rather see these guys especially since they’ll probably mainly be playing shit off this.



And yes Portrayal of Guilt is absolutely insane live. I actually saw them for the very first time like right after their first EP came out opening for Birds in Row, so they really weren’t long, and I was sold immediately. Bought that 7” right after the show. Loved them ever since.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 8th 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I really, really hope I can make it to that show in time, but something tells me their sets will overlap. I really gotta try to game it out, maybe when the date gets closer I can try to call the venues and see if they’ll know the set times.



The place these guys are playing it is a little more “professional”, they definitely run a tight ship, while Portrayal of Guilt is at a way more diy venue, trying to catch them both is really gonna be a crapshoot

izlez
March 26th 2026


255 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Carson has been in the studio recording with his new project, Judas Contract. So that's exciting

JeetJeet
March 26th 2026


12990 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yea I heard about that too. Can't wait to hear what thats gonna sound like

Wildcardbitchesss
March 26th 2026


21376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I honestly think I’d be fine with him going into more of an alt rock / metal direction given how good Lemon and Mona Lisa are.

jrlikestodance
March 26th 2026


8572 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I did Lemon at karaoke on Friday and it was so damn fun 😂

vult
March 27th 2026


3473 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Mona Lisa is still such a banger

Confessed2005
March 27th 2026


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Whole album is full of bangers.

jrlikestodance
March 27th 2026


8572 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Facts



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