Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Sounds like they're living up to the name

Album Rating: 2.5

Slowly drifting to sleep while a man with a funny voice tells me to "stick to him like Caramel." Yum

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

This band deeply moves me to take a fat, steamy dump.

Album Rating: 2.0

You had me in full agreement until the last eight words there [2]

If you’re deeply moved by these lyrics you would love any 8th grader’s journal

Album Rating: 1.0

@vult Maybe he has stage fright or something? Because I noticed that too, his stage presence is just weird. Or maybe it's part of the whole "mysterious deity" thing?

If it is something like stage fright I can't blame him, that shit sucks.

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah I can only imagine what it's like in his shoes, even if he doesn't have it. Reaching that kind of superstardom that fast must be wild

Album Rating: 1.0

Haven't read a pitchfork review in years, but the one of this album is really good lol.

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Was pretty surprised how good that review was too. Pitchfork got no cred lately

Album Rating: 1.5

On previous albums I went to bat for this band despite the rising cringe levels but damn I couldn't make it through a single track on this one.

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After hearing 30 seconds of Caramel, I can safely conclude this is a hard 1

Album Rating: 3.0

First two tracks aren't that bad.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

The hate for this is so overdone. These 1s are ridiculous.

Album Rating: 2.0

yeah its objectively a 2

Album Rating: 1.0

Worst modern band yeah

Album Rating: 2.5

ai generated band

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He's right, I should've rated it lower

Album Rating: 1.0

I’d .5 it if I could

Album Rating: 1.5

Saw a sleep token poster for sale in a five below lmao