honest opinion

Album Rating: 2.0

there is a lot worse than this [2]

This is so bad

I'm the table

Album Rating: 1.0

Spermless like a girl

I honestly see a lot of merit in this, it's just greatly crippled by both Lou's and Metallica's huge ass egos

Album Rating: 2.0

i'm curious if anyone thinks metal machine music is better

Album Rating: 1.0

album is enjoyably bad I'll give it that - packed to the brim with riffs n' lols

Album Rating: 1.0

puny body with a tiny dick

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

someone who actively DESPISES you

"i'm curious if anyone thinks metal machine music is better"

Both are 1.5 for me tbh.

Album Rating: 1.0

'The thing which should not be'



Like an old drunkard hobo wandered into some 14 yr olds Metallica cover bands first practice session and began ranting bout his sexual fantasies and whatnot just fucking abominably shit.

Wtf ahah

Album Rating: 1.0

Leave 'Lulu' alone she's 'armless

Lou Reed gets misunderstood on here. this isn't a good album but with the exception of the latter half there's a few standout moments. it's actually remarkable that Reed is 70 at this time (I think..?).

Coulda been done with or without Metallica though

Album Rating: 1.0

Maybe im just not musically cultured enough to understand or appreciate the genius behind Lou 's lyrics and delivery but several moments on here literally cause me to burst out laughing and the rest just leave me scratching my head.

the lyrics are inspired by Earth Spirit and Pandora's Box (two hundred-ish-year-old plays by Frank Wedekind) in which the main character is named Lulu

edit: nvm the reviewer already mentioned that

Album Rating: 1.0

maybe you're spermless like a girl

I've always suspected this isn't as bad as people say but I've never bothered to verify that 'cause 77 minutes ugh

Mistress Dread might be the best song, maybe try that out of morbid curiosity ?

yea its not that bad, said that about 50 million times