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Wildcardbitchesss
December 12th 2025


20474 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Opening for Arms Length in the spring, weird pairing but I’ll fucking take it

Lasssie
December 12th 2025


3888 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Weird pairing yeah but sweet

JerseyJimmy
December 18th 2025


397 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

oh dude I'm gonna be all over that shit like a bad shirt. only "weird" in the sense that they're opening for Arm's Length instead of the other way around imo.

BrushedRed
December 22nd 2025


3908 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I def gotta see them live asap. Need to check on that honestly. They gotta be playing near me since they’re out of Atlanta. Glad to see this make the top 3. It was probably #4 for me. My top 5 was really like Sput’s top 4. Just insert Geese at #2. I think this was the year I was most invested in since 2013

jrlikestodance
December 23rd 2025


7489 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Reminds me I need to get the 2025 Live Review list written up. These guys/gals were one of my favs that I saw

GreyShadow
December 23rd 2025


8210 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

they were sooooooooo good the other week. wish they played 1 more CT song (just star baby) but still glad we got so much of this!!

eames91
January 7th 2026


187 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

tears on my mofukn mazda

ChoccyPhilly
January 31st 2026


13709 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Looked these guys up as they're supporting a gig I'm going to and they're grand damn

constantchange
February 6th 2026


579 Comments


what did i say on this thread

Wildcardbitchesss
February 6th 2026


20474 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

that if this album had a dick youd slob on that knob



Don’t be ashamed, I would too. This album is fiiiiiine 🥵

Lasssie
February 6th 2026


3888 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

#Gay4Daoboys

unclereich
February 6th 2026


14294 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

wtf

Ectier
February 6th 2026


4818 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Lmfao this got hilarious

migueldemolina
February 13th 2026


60 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

When the chariot died i was sad. When tdep died i was even sadder. This hits the spot exactly right, gotta 5 this fucker after jamming it all year non-stop.

Zac124
February 22nd 2026


4161 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Saw these guys again last night and they absolutely killed it. Idiot Temptation Force is particularly great live

Wildcardbitchesss
February 22nd 2026


20474 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

God that song rules so fucking hard. Probably my favorite along with Mona Lisa, Lemon, and Schizo Legacy



Glad to hear they’re playing it live, hopefully they do it on this Arm’s Length tour

Wildcardbitchesss
February 22nd 2026


20474 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think I finally got this album figured out. Tbh I don’t really love Tears on Lambo Leather, Demon of Unreality, or Douchebag Safari (which sucks because that’s such an amazing song title), to me all three feel disjointed despite not really having any parts that I outright hate… they just reached a little further than their grasp with some of the stylistic changes imo. Demon of Unreality specifically, like guys, you can just make a two minute heater, you don’t gotta do this clean interlude that doesn’t really fit. Maybe save that idea for another song down the line… because again I really do like it, it just doesn’t *fit* imo



I’ve come around big time on the closer. I still think it meanders a little but I mostly love it.



That said this album is wicked long. It’s seriously impressive how many different ideas they managed to fit on it, but man 57 mins is so goddamn long for something like this. Album almost feels exhausting, I think the “Opt Out” track was a mistake too, you already got a long ass closer and then you stapled this cute little prelude onto it and made it damn near 15 mins which is just too much.



But again, goddamnit I love so many songs here. Everything aside from those three I mentioned is killer but it’s like they had two albums worth of ideas and tried stuffing it all into one project.

jrlikestodance
February 22nd 2026


7489 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Demon of Unreality really grew on me after seeing it live. One of my fav tracks here now

Wildcardbitchesss
February 22nd 2026


20474 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m fucking stoked to see them live. I saw them twice right after Celebrity Therapist dropped, seeing Title Track live with like 30 other people in the building is legit something I’ll never forget, and I’m even more excited to see some cuts off this record.



Tho I do really hope they play Title Track. I think this album is their best for sure, but I don’t know if they’ll ever top that song. To me it’s one of the best metalcore (whatever) songs ever.

JerseyJimmy
February 23rd 2026


397 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah, I saw them in Columbia a few months after CT in the old tiny-ass New Brookland Tavern. that place had unreal aura.



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