Lorde Melodrama
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DoofDoof
September 28th 2019


17315 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

vote giant douche or turd sandwich

SandwichBubble
September 28th 2019


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

My collection of 40 collaborators, producers, and label executives can beat your collection of 40 collaborators, producers, and label executives in a cage match.

Jump in the ring to defend my Madonna® (Madonna is a registered trademark of Warner Sire Interscope Island Epic Records Conglomerate Inc.)

DoofDoof
September 28th 2019


17315 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

love the way you're ramping up your cynicism in time for decade list season



just take to the underground bunker for five months

SandwichBubble
September 28th 2019


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Should be mandatory to wait until 2030 before even making a 2010s retrospective.

Anyway, "Pop AOTD" like give me a break. It's all made in a lab mcnugget goop and there are only 4 shapes of mcnugget or something so it's pointless.

The post-polka revival of 2025 can't come soon enough. Then we'll get the real classics.

DoofDoof
September 28th 2019


17315 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

90% of pop songs are written by one of three middle aged dudes I thought? I researched this before - can't remember the names. One is Italian? I think?

SandwichBubble
September 28th 2019


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

They better get a Czech dude in the "wrecking crew" before polka goes big. It'll be a shitstorm otherwise.

But yeah, nothing like a couple of silver foxes and slimeballs writing tunes for hormonal kids and maladjusted adults. Really is enough to make one vomit.



I know one of you LordeyLordey fools is lurking, so why not partake in the fun before page 59 gets here. Cause I have jack shit to do today and I'm squating hard until then.



Guess not then, must've gotten scared by my bumbling old man ranting and ran off.

Same reason I can't go hunting anymore.

alamo
September 28th 2019


5969 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"It's all made in a lab mcnugget goop and there are only 4 shapes of mcnugget or something so it's pointless"



that could be said about any genre in any specific time

SandwichBubble
September 29th 2019


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Universal_Music_Group_labels

JohnnyoftheWell
September 29th 2019


64287 Comments


It's a solid 3 but pop aotd is Pamyu Pamyu Revolution this discussion needs to go no further hooray

Lucman
September 29th 2019


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I shall be the judge of that.

I'd say my top three are this > Sennou > Emotion.

DoofDoof
September 29th 2019


17315 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Max Martin and Dr Luke are the two dudes who’ve near enough written songs for every mainstream chart pop star of the last three decades

SandwichBubble
September 29th 2019


13965 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodrama_(Lorde_album)#Personnel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedicated_(Carly_Rae_Jepsen_album)#Personnel

Yr idols are mechanically separated chicken.

Please get this shit to page 59 so I can stop.

Sowing
Moderator
September 29th 2019


45535 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Emotion is great but IMO a tad overrated. The bangers truly bang, but there's a lot of fluff. I prefer her debut (more acoustic based) to Emotion, which is at best a soft 4/5.

DoofDoof
September 29th 2019


17315 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Sandwich - bloody hell, CRJ has an army propping her up!



More people working on one of her songs than there were on the Avengers franchise

JohnnyoftheWell
September 29th 2019


64287 Comments


Sennou>this>Sigma if we're going top pop, still don't understand the CRJ wow factor

Romulus
September 30th 2019


9117 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

love me some mechanically separated chicken

el_newg
November 13th 2019


2398 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

what the fuck are perfect places anyway?

AmericanFlagAsh
November 13th 2019


13689 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is top 25 of the decade for me, she really outdid herself

alamo
February 22nd 2020


5969 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

but

what

will

we

do

when

we're

sober

GhostB1rd
February 22nd 2020


7938 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Was just looping Supercut last night.



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