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I think the real question we need to be asking ourselves is how hilariously passive aggressive it is that there’s a new flagged review for this album.



Don’t make me type it. You know what I’m getting at.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

He just lacks the life experience. That’s all

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

The cry baby criticism isn't so much what he's saying as how he's saying it - some people look pretty when they cry, others...don't.



Frank is a 'don't'. A whole album of navel gazing doesn't suit him imo



Obviously most people 'feel him' in this mode, Elliott Smith quotes and all, so fair enough.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

album is a modern masterpiece, if you take into account what a cloying shitfest pop culture is..

hate-fest has arrived. buckle up, fuckers

Album Rating: 5.0

father john misty >

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Father John Frank - Ocean Misty >

Misty Ocean Father >

Album Rating: 5.0

That's fair dude, and I call it like I see it dude, and in my eyes you might as well be the wasted guy in the back off the general admission crowd on the floor booing the opening act off the stage, saying they blow and are terrible writers with very little context other than the 10 minutes you've listened to, and anyone who even bothers to give you a little more context you cover your ears because you can't be bothered.



Sure, you think this is written terribly, that's fine, all I'm saying is if you watched some of the vlogs released with this and some of the interviews he's done that FJM is pretty methodical with the way he made this record and while it's not your cup of tea that it's something that was methodically put together with some reasoning and not randomly spewed out.



It's like the difference between hating food because whoever cooked it is terrible or you just don't like how it is. Person A can make a pizza and just sloppily throw dough together, drench it with sauce and cheese throw it in the oven without checking the time and have it come out burnt and it would be terrible piece of cooking and food. Person B could follow a specific recipe where they knead the dough with butter so the flavoring is evened out, they can add flour on the outside and put garlic sauce around the edges to enhance flavor, they can make their own sauce from scratch adding pinches of garlic and basil and make their own custom 4 cheese blend and then throw the pizza in a custom wood stove and rotate the pizza every few minutes until its golden brown.... and guess what, that pizza can completely suck as well to you! But objectively you can argue person B at least has a methodology and logic behind their piece of shit pizza where as person A was not...



Whatever, I'm just going on now and I really don't care what anyone thinks about any piece of music, that's just an idea that's floated in my head for a while where i think on some level music can be objective in certain realms, such as writing and methodology. I'm sure I come accross as pretentious and narrowminded but I'm really not trying to be.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

That really DOES sound like the Papa Johns Misty defence 🍕

Album Rating: 5.0

doof ima let you finish but that was the greatest post of all time

Album Rating: 1.0

i want pizza

Album Rating: 4.4

The cry baby criticism isn't so much what he's saying as how he's saying it - some people look pretty when they cry, others...don't.

Album Rating: 2.0

Brit cynicism rules the waves fuckers.

It baffles me how so many people can’t see right through this sort of gash.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I sound nothing like a porn director, it’s just Frank clearly has performance anxiety and can’t keep his pecker up.

He's a shy Kanye.

Album Rating: 4.0

ya u just dont like things that a delicate n soft its ok

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

“...fag drag?” - Mrs. Garrison

"he's a shy kanye"
omg this
frank should let someone else write his songs for him

Album Rating: 5.0

you should let someone else make your posts for you