Recspecs
1 Month
"I'm goin back to work idc if I get banned..."

MalleusMaleficarum
1 Week
"did you suck your teachers balls in school? cuz you seem like the kind of guy who would suck his teachers balls.." etc, etc.

AdolfChrist
1 month
Obvious behaviour from someone sporting that username

Necrotica
2 Months

Quote:
"sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub I start flopping my dick around and do walrus calls as I splash all around and then furiously shit all over the bathroom in a raging fit because my wench refuses to let me buttfuck her so then I grab my mountain dew and my copy of call of duty black cops and start jamming city of evil because I'm so tortured"
You're a contrib, so thanks for upholding the standards expected of you

Adding a month for every alt you create, mainly because they're as inventive as "CuntQueef"

chesse13
"i hope i get banned right now"

The Deviant make a wish foundation - open for business!

Frippertronics
Someguest
Arcade (you're a contributor, knock this shit off)
Sixdegrees

1 month

The Babymetal thread

itchybutthole
CelestialOuroboros
Previewofthescreamin
treeqt.
Aftertheascension
DarthMann
FiveLeavesLeft

2 months

Why so long? Because it's the Babymetal thread... again

americanmusicmachine
until youve recovered from all the cocks in your ass
failing to give reach arounds

KILL
a week
repeatedly posting "**** band" in BMTH review

"death and I have had a few alts in our day :3"

Oh believe me, I remember that from my Necrotica days. That whole 2010-2014 era was fucking wild, lol

Album Rating: 4.0

aren't you the guy who jerked off on a walrus or something

Yeah, that was part of the bathtub soundoff, lol

Those days could be pretty cringe but honestly cant help but laugh when i look back at some of that shit. I only listed the parts of the banned users list that wont get me banned lol.

Yeah for sure. I'm still surprised that I was able to go up the contrib/staff ladder again after all that, lol

But tbf, I've kept my nose clean ever since that shit in 2014, so it's what it is

Album Rating: 4.0

and they banned you for that? that's wack af

Soccer i was here when you started and i never once read a post worthy of a ban

Album Rating: 2.0

has some new sput drama dropped that I missed

Yeah now that i think about it thats a weird ban, like even these days you wouldnt get banned for that. For it to happen back then when worse stuff was tolerated is just confusing. Looks like you pissed off the mod beforehand though, so.

"and they banned you for that? that's wack af"

Yeah, Deviant was definitely a big part of the reason the mod team was so strict back then. Still not sure why he stopped posting, but I'm sure he's out there somewhere

don't worry about it, ITP jam and forget about it amirite?

"Yeah now that i think about it thats a weird ban, like even these days you wouldnt get banned for that. For it to happen back then when worse stuff was tolerated is just confusing. Looks like you pissed off the mod beforehand though, so."

Pretty sure you were around back then, do you not remember how strict the mods were at that time? I remember people getting banned left and right around the 2013-2015 timeframe, even for minor stuff

Yeah i joined in 2009. Idk, the years become a blur. What youre saying sounds vaguely familiar, but i just remember back when the mods were super lax and people would drop slurs and shit and nothing would happen.

Album Rating: 2.5

kanye tweeting "oh yeah i caught chris paul banging my wife" made for one of the funniest twitter nights in recent memory

Not often you hear about Chris Paul scoring in the clutch

it would be so much funnier if it was harden lmao.

you know why.

https://giphy.com/gifs/espn-hit-ouch-james-harden-llIYYqD9i5xnmDIeJI

That gif always cuts out the best part which is hart’s reaction lol.

but still good post.

fascinating convo