Album Rating: 3.5

their music is, at the very least, catchy

Album Rating: 3.5

Houston Northwest Church?

So much vitriol is directed at this band I don't get it



Their music isn't anywhere near as ostentatious some other prog metal bands

sorry did i use a big word that you didnt understand

ftr this band is unreservably about as ostentatious as it comes.

the violins and all that amalgamation posterior malarkey alone impel this to the vanguard of grandiloquent progressive claptrap

oh wait i dont have a contrib tag so my inflated sense of self worth isn't obligatorily enriched with magniloquence at every given turn

Album Rating: 4.5

Amalgative Vanguard of Grandiloquence. Most likely the name of the next song they release.

rofl

i learned a new word yesterday that describes this band pretty well. the word is 'crapulence'. in the form of excessive overindulgence.

i also learned another new word yesterday that describes them well. 'gastromancy'. essentially when one performs divination by listening to the sounds of the stomach. in this case, divining prophetic epic prog passages thru someones farty-ass stomach.

great thread btw boys

yeah this is more like divination via indigestion tho

album needs to be seriously smothered in some pepto

yeah divination regardless but thats only if u dismiss the obvious sarcasm and blatant insinuation that its just glorification of a preposterous and farty concept

i just farted a bunch, u will have 7 children and lead a fulfilling life

anytime

no there is only 1

Album Rating: 3.0

There can be only one





























heeeeeeeeeeereee we areeeeeee born to be kings

do you realise how stupid you sound right now

Album Rating: 3.5

great thread btw boys[2]

Album Rating: 3.5

are these comments reality