Album Rating: 2.5

they're not average, they just clash with the rest of the song, thereby making them just bad fucking choruses



not the sun and archers sound exactly like this album but with better choruses.

archers chorus gets me so rowdy especially the last one when he changes the drum beat

Album Rating: 2.5

rowdy? omg tommy that's too awesome.

Album Rating: 3.5

Play Crack The Sky is the best on here because it has no chorus

Album Rating: 3.5

Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis is basically perfect though

closers ranked

noro
handcuffs
crack
soco

Album Rating: 4.5

I'd say:

noro

crack

handcuffs

soco

Album Rating: 2.5

Closers ranked:



Whatever the closer is on devil and god.



Whatever the closets are on the other albums.

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah the other albums' closets are nothing compared to the devil and god's closet. so much space to store your belongings

Album Rating: 3.5

i store my inferior albums in that closet



all 6 of them

Album Rating: 4.5

I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs

I'd arrest you if I had the time.

Album Rating: 4.5

fuck off, I didn't do nothin'

Album Rating: 4.5

Innocence is a virtue I possess.

Album Rating: 3.2

Handcuffs has possibly the worst lyrics ever. I love Accardi and everything, but he should really just not write lyrics.

handcuffs lyrics rule how could you

hard to be the better man when you forget you're trying

hard to be the better man when you're still lying

I fucking love that

Album Rating: 3.2

Lacey writes way better lyrics on pretty much every other song that he's written lyrics for. I mean, I'd drown all these crying babies, if I knew that their mothers wouldn't cry.... what the actual fuck.

Album Rating: 2.5

stop making fun of my autocorrect guys. You're making me feel phone conscious :'(

Album Rating: 2.5

In china, the mothers wouldn't cry. As long as the babies were girls, they'd be relieved.

Album Rating: 3.0

uh