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PotsyTater
March 22nd 2023


10100 Comments


Spaceman ur causing me real actual physical pain now

Trifolium
March 22nd 2023


39247 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Wow no way SpaceMan!

TheSpaceMan
March 22nd 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

rice in a burrito is literally a cut

MoM
March 22nd 2023


5994 Comments


“ i also hate rice in a burrito”

😦

Like, a burrito doesn’t need rice

But 🌯

Also, Portishead can do no wrong, so worst is still better than mosts best

TheSpaceMan
March 22nd 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

'Like, a burrito doesn’t need rice'



yea in the same way blow doesnt need baking soda

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 22nd 2023


4045 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Burritos certainly do not need rice but it certainly does taste nice

MoM
March 22nd 2023


5994 Comments


Hell yeah. What burritos don’t need are those Taco Bell onions that are cut like grains of rice. That shit sucks

TheSpaceMan
March 22nd 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Onions all dizzay. Idk about the taco bell ones but a burrito benefits from cooked onions

MoM
March 22nd 2023


5994 Comments


Definitelyyy. Their onions are an abomination and all they have to do is cut them a bit bigger. Most people probably like them, i guess. I dunno.

TheSpaceMan
March 22nd 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think onions are my favorite vegetable. That or peppers

MoM
March 22nd 2023


5994 Comments


Excellent choices. Super grateful right now that both exist

PotsyTater
March 23rd 2023


10100 Comments


I mean if you are eating chain Mexican food to begin with the bar is already on the ground

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
March 23rd 2023


9892 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Big pieces of onions are a fail, they should be cut small

Demon of the Fall
March 23rd 2023


34284 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Deep Water is the obvious choice for worst song here, but sometimes obvious also happens to be correct. Don't overthink this.

However, I don't actually mind it in the context of the album. I just wouldn't ever want to hear it outside of that context.

PotsyTater
March 23rd 2023


10100 Comments


I like ur first statement

TheSpaceMan
March 24th 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's meant to be juxtaposed I mean that's obvious and doesn't mean you have to like it but I like that choice stylistically. Like an eye of the storm. There's always something cute about a ukele song too cause it's usually done self aware that the instrument is silly outside of its native folk context

TheSpaceMan
March 24th 2023


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Also how any of you enjoy plastic blows my mind like for an album filled with grating and dissonant sounds that fit the music they managed to record an entire track with no redeeming value

ArsMoriendi
March 24th 2023


41173 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Plastic is cool



Not a favorite but still cool



Beat literally sounds like plastic being ruffled and the chorus has Silver Apples oscillating sounds

PotsyTater
March 24th 2023


10100 Comments


Yes well there is good juxtaposition and bad juxtaposition and deep water is shit balls ass

Plastic isn’t one of my fav songs on the album but I really like the jazzy guitar section it keeps breaking into a lot and I wish that it fully developed on that point. Could be better. It’s weird and janky and dissonant but the album is weird and janky and dissonant. It amplifies the mood of the album a lot better than shit balls garbage ass no business being here at all deep water that’s for fact

ArsMoriendi
March 24th 2023


41173 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like the male backup vocals in Deep Water a lot but I guess the rest is meh idk



Potsy what do you specifically think of that aspect





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