Album Rating: 3.5

Probably

trump the loser won't
face his accuser
fuck 2020
get hillary in stat
before americans wake up to
the fact that
this democracy
has been hijacked

Album Rating: 4.5

Regardless of lyric quality, Rap God is the MC equivalent to Jimi Hendrix wanking on his guitar

i brought the storm
but im about to bring the hurricane
blow your bitch ass dollar store toupe away

lgbt is fine with me
i would never hit a woman
except my wife and family

brockhampton
straight outta the block hampton
kevin conscious
matt backpacker on the beat
yo

scrolling through my twitter
past these sneak dissers
lookin for my boy shady
the real white nigga
he brought the storm
you can call me the thunder
about to pull the rug out from under
the GOP end this billionaire's party
its time we came together
like Harry Potter 3

free space - this is the place
ISPs are giving chase
taste defeat and face the truth
wrong vote casted in the booth
trump's fist is all up in here
comcast grows, I shed a tear

spaceman aint no rich fam
orange judas, we just lamb
"tax cuts" kill our ambition
college done, we needed cliton
funds dry without this knowledge

haulage tractor, corn is college
stuck luck and not one fuck
orange man, no rhyme for him
here's how bernie can still win

Like Eminem the rapper
I come in peanut flavor
Crunchy, sweet, and if you're neat,
An epi pen may be your savior

Album Rating: 4.5

High voltage: that shock you feel

When you're up against an MC

With a tongue that is so unreal

If it's beef you're pleadin

It'll be full of season

This contest stands to no reason



Rhymes as complex as Coltrane

Flow smoother than Soul Plane

And ambition that brings competition pain

I'mma brilliant mind like Charles Mingus

You're stories below me like a dingus

Don't feel kinda blue

You're just a talentless fool

Who thought you could handle high voltage



So step on your pilgrimage

Back to your village

While my gang come and pillage ya

That's a wound that won't need a bandage

Like a whore who's into bondage

Or an idiot failing college



Yeah bite this flow and prepare for a shock

Cos it'll be you gettin bitten and by a shark

Stand on guard or get blown

This winning streak'll only grow

Album Rating: 3.5

Bad Guy rules

TVC is an Asian
Who likes linkin park
When his people first came to Canada
They were interned in the dark

Album Rating: 1.0

ay yo someone put on a cornfield beat for this scorcher..



yo ay my name eminem

u can call me em

i look like a fuckin q-tip

make yuh ass rip

make yuh bitch spit

make yuh whip split

u see me comin from a mile away

dual wielding mac-10's how u gon call me gay?

people still do though

they fools though

don't take it out ur mouth ho

swallow it

gargle it

i made 19 shell accounts for dissing trump on reddit

Album Rating: 2.5

why is the best song on here a bonus track

Album Rating: 2.5

imagine making songs as bad as some of the songs on this album and still having the album known as the best thing you've put out in like well over a decade





jaysus

Relapse has gained something of a cult following, and it deserves it, it's really damn good if you give a shit about rapping.

Album Rating: 3.5

This is his second best album :dab:

Yeah this wasn't great

Album Rating: 3.5

Relapse has Same Song and Dance, Beautiful, Crack A Bottle, Deja Vu, and more amazing songs. Relapse is definitely an Eminem fan's album



Beautiful though 😭😭😭

Album Rating: 3.5

Too long and loaded with filler, but the standout songs are really good, and the production is better than previous releases. Sits between a 3 and a 3.5 for me.

Album Rating: 3.5

Standout tracks here made it worth it for me.