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Jamdbz
December 13th 2022


1606 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I hate that shit so much. I've had two knee surgeries before 25 bitch I'm just gonna chill somewhere with my drink and watch the kids pummel each other is that too much to ask

Wildcardbitchesss
December 22nd 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeesh, too emo for the cool kids even with that 4 average

onionbubs
December 22nd 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

idk about that criteria as theres only like maybe two or three songs on here that full on cross into mxc territory, but it still bangs hard as hell ofc and its def better off being as diverse, hooky and rich with melody as it is

Wildcardbitchesss
December 23rd 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Callous Daoboys is probably my number 2 after this.

Wildcardbitchesss
December 23rd 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I mean it took me way longer to get into it than this but I might like it more.



Late December battle for my AOTY between those two.

Rawmeeth38
December 23rd 2022


2823 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

These guys killed it in Brooklyn last weekend

outliers
December 23rd 2022


5327 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

looking like this is my AOTY based on my spotify top songs list

nash1311
December 24th 2022


10710 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It wasn’t high for me, but I’m a bum

kevbogz
December 24th 2022


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

an omnipresent lack of -core on sput top 50? :pikachusurprised

kevbogz
December 24th 2022


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yes but 30 variations of the same singer-songwriter or mid art wank is nothing short of revolutionary im sure of it

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol go off king

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah imma go with no, but fuck it idk man go for it.



It’s only 40 mins long, and you’ll probably know for sure after like the third track

kevbogz
December 24th 2022


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"3 phxc-adjacent records in that top 10 alone" rolo and chat are appropriate, TWY and cock in the top 10 is honestly laughable considering hype was virtually non existent.



"plus that shitheap Counterparts record" "plus they somehow managed to rope in a deathcore record as a diversity hire"



u seem to be picking up what's wrong with sput's top 50 for consecutive years. i'd honestly rather have virtually no core than lorna shore and counterparts lmfao



Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

FUCK YEAH KEEP HER GOIN JOHNNY



fleahouse isn’t even a top five for me

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ya this is easily better than Lorna Shore, and I literally never got the hype for counterparts

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’m literally more invested into Johnny liking this record than the new God of War wtf

kevbogz
December 24th 2022


6695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

im listening to this rn too so it's like bonnie and i are in the same room listening together

alamo
December 24th 2022


5971 Comments


is this an album

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Fuckin a push rope was my favorite from the beginning

Wildcardbitchesss
December 24th 2022


19915 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

or mimir



“BROTHER YOURE ON FIRE… it’ll pass!”



I love the game but yes thank you mimir I knew I was on fire, now shut the fuck up and let me know when I’m getting attacked from behind, head.



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