Album Rating: 4.5

ramon's on that devils lettuce again

This fan fiction is very exciting, subscribed

Alternate timeline Johnny with redeemable taste and a decent hairline would be a formidable foe

I swear I am not timing these page breaks they just keep happening

Album Rating: 5.0

There’s no timeline where Johnny has good taste

I'm sure there's at least one timeline where Johnny doesn't act as though he's above metal while putting Mastodon on his end of year list

lol did he really do that

Album Rating: 3.5

goddamn lol



pon from the top rope

Album Rating: 5.0

tbf Johnny has better taste than like 75% of the staff but ye

pon is uncharacteristically and ungracefully salty because this featured below Ultrapop, as it well should. if it's metal and it isn't alt/nu/prog/core/thrash/folk/90% of blackgaze/etc, we can talk maybe
+ yowi i stg you're overdue a 5post
i will foil your plan by travelling back in time and shagging your mom before she ever met your dad, then i will raise you with the knowledge that sometime in 202x ad nauseam will release their third studio album, one that definitely isn't III or nqvoe and is instead brand new material never before seen in this timeline
this is a grievous setback, i will not lie - but i am but one dreamer in a world of many, and you have only one member. you cannot shag all our moms, you can't!

Album Rating: 5.0

What a turn of events

I do not know to which list Johnny refers

I'm just gonna keep skronkin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I'm sure there's at least one timeline where Johnny doesn't act as though he's above metal while putting Mastodon on his end of year list"

Lmao

The only conclusion is that Mastodon is false metal

Album Rating: 4.5

'I'm sure there's at least one timeline where Johnny doesn't act as though he's above metal while putting Mastodon on his end of year list' (2)

BOOM!



to be fair what Brainmelter said was also true

Album Rating: 5.0

This quickly moved from excellent to one of my favourite albums of recent years. Hearing a production where you can actually tell when the drummer is stepping on the snare is such a breath of fresh air, especially in metal.

Album Rating: 5.0

Bumping this album because it made all the other albums from 2021 feel insignificant in comparison

Album Rating: 5.0

It really kinda did. Just that good

Album Rating: 5.0

Feels like this band is destined to become a favorite of mine over the next decade or so

"hey buy my record it'll sound great if u give it 10 yrs i promise"