i imagine dating ars is like permanently wearing a pair of wet socks

ive had ingrown toenails with a more dynamic personality tbh

Album Rating: 4.5

ew

"ars the type of dude to open a bag of chips with scissors"

Coming from the guy who just says "stfu" anytime I make a joke on a thread

Like, you guys are honestly less terrible to me when I'm like this than when I try to be "dynamic"

"dynamic"

interesting way of putting it

I could simply by like "good album" on a thread for an album six likes and he'd try to rip me to shreds

Imagine thinking I'm the only asshole here

you'd have to imagine it because thats never happened once

Slint - Spiderland

Album Rating: 5.0

ars the type of guy to ask his mom to sit with him when he wants to watch a PG movie

spiderland? oh you mean one of the funnest albums of all time

“ars the type of guy to ask his mom to sit with him when he wants to watch a PG movie”

Lame, I watch porn with my mom

Album Rating: 5.0

ars the type of guy to eat a butter sandwich with a side of water

Album Rating: 5.0

Edit: Nvm

"ars the type of guy to eat a butter sandwich with a side of water"

Okay, now that we've established that you don't know me at all... let's keep it that way

ars' favorite halloween candy? circus peanuts

Album Rating: 5.0

ars the type of guy to read daily newspaper comic strips

Album Rating: 5.0

circus peanuts? too interesting for ars, how about dollar store peanuts, unshelled for convenience?

I legit don't even like peanuts or even peanut butter


this is dumb

Album Rating: 5.0

ars the type of guy to find peanut butter too spicy

I like spicy food, actually