Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
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ArsMoriendi
May 29th 2021


42352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'll set up with ya, Big Joan



I'm too fat to go out in the daylight

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


on streaming now

DavidYowi
August 6th 2021


3512 Comments


I hear this is the Gorguts of not metal

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


dont disrespect the 'guts like that

ArsMoriendi
August 6th 2021


42352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

What do you mean

GhandhiLion
August 6th 2021


17793 Comments


dont disrespect tmr like that

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments



completely lacking a sense of rhythm does not make something ahead of its time, this is just shit music that somebody decided to try and make profound by littering it with absurdest tags like 'art rock' 'freak folk' and 'avant-garde'rthis is the musical equivalent of that performance artist who gets on stage and shits and pisses and menstruates on a canvas and smears it around with her fingers and a paint brush. doing something nobody has seen before and being able to talk it up and pretend it has some sort of obscure and sophisticated meaning doesn't make it a higher art form. i could slice my dick in half and fill it up with cottage cheese and tell you that it is a metaphor for the increased desensitization of humanity towards sex, but it wouldnt mean it is profound. it would mean im a good liar and everyone who thinks im 'edgy' and 'ahead of my time' is a gullible fuck. some things do not need to be seen or heard.

ArsMoriendi
August 6th 2021


42352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Where'd you get that copypasta from

GhandhiLion
August 6th 2021


17793 Comments


good pasta

parksungjoon
August 6th 2021


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ryus watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FhhB9teHqU

ArsMoriendi
August 6th 2021


42352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

tbh the existence of Ella Guru alone justifies this entire record

GhandhiLion
August 6th 2021


17793 Comments


love Andreyev

blinking intensifies

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


"Where'd you get that copypasta from"

potsys ancient soundoff from the soundoff page

ArsMoriendi
August 6th 2021


42352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I heard an of Montreal song recently that references The Mascara Snake



Good song

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


"ryus watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FhhB9teHqU"

this is rather long ఠ_ఠ
i kinda like frownland though

havent heard this since i was like 14 so i wouldnt be surprised if this wasnt a 2 lol


parksungjoon
August 6th 2021


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

u will probably get the point before u reach the end of the video, ur a smart guy

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


alright for you park i will watch some

Ryus
August 6th 2021


37885 Comments


his points are well taken its clearly a very meticulously designed song/record and quite impressive for that

FellHanded
August 7th 2021


594 Comments


completely lacking a sense of rhythm does not make something ahead of its time, this is just shit music that somebody decided to try and make profound by littering it with absurdest tags like 'art rock' 'freak folk' and 'avant-garde'rthis is the musical equivalent of that performance artist who gets on stage and shits and pisses and menstruates on a canvas and smears it around with her fingers and a paint brush. doing something nobody has seen before and being able to talk it up and pretend it has some sort of obscure and sophisticated meaning doesn't make it a higher art form. i could slice my dick in half and fill it up with cottage cheese and tell you that it is a metaphor for the increased desensitization of humanity towards sex, but it wouldnt mean it is profound. it would mean im a good liar and everyone who thinks im 'edgy' and 'ahead of my time' is a gullible fuck. some things do not need to be seen or heard.


theBoneyKing
August 7th 2021


24890 Comments


This has got to be the only album where 5 is the most common rating by a significant margin yet has below a 4 average.



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