lorem ipsum

goddamn it

RHCP is the lorem ipsum of funk music. Or something.

Album Rating: 4.5

Is this the comment that brought sputnik back?

We are back

rhcp be like *sput source code*

Album Rating: 2.5

Flea’s new album is surprisingly good. Nothing like RHCP, mind you.

Unfortunately this is a good album.

Album Rating: 4.0

what makes that unfortunate? do you not love the experience of hearing music you enjoy?

Album Rating: 4.5

Probably just Kiedis slander from Spec

I go to concerts in hope that I will slowly go deaf and never have to hear music again

Album Rating: 3.5

there’s not much reason to “slander” kiedis, dude is a fucking shitshow of a human being and a bad vocalist more often than not

“Slander” but it’s all true and barely even scratches the surface.

californicaters gon' californicate

Album Rating: 4.5

And that means the music isn't great?

Album Rating: 3.5

I mean, Kiedis' contributions rarely are.

a rikki dikki doe, a rikki dikki dang
I came here, to Californicate

Album Rating: 3.5

I drink an Alabama slammer with your sexy-ass grandma

The Hulk turns green when the rays get gamma

I'm in trouble with your grandma

Cuz I ate up all the yamma

If you wanna get Frasier, you gotta get Grammar



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGk0k34tGs

“And that means the music isn't great?”

The music is shit without any additional Kiedis context, idk.

Album Rating: 4.0

Still a great album 😎