Album Rating: 2.5
I mean I liked 10000 and loved Laterus so idk
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missed the last page !
"But what that says to me is that you consider Tool's sound to be an indulgent snoozefest at the best of times."
for sure, and that's why it would still have ultimately me similarly if it had been a no-name debut
"if this was their debut album you'd only have this rated as a 3.0, but since it's actually the culmination of a three-decade five-album career you're knocking a full point off it"
i'm rating this a point lower than tool's other albums (bar 10000 days - will get there eventually) because it epitomises all their irritating qualities without having any of the mitigating factors (undertow's fierceness and darkness, lateralus' occasional dynamism, aenima's combo of both)
won't pretend otherwise - i dislike this band and would comfortably 2 their whole discography if i thought this was fair (i.e. cogent with my real opinion + experience), but i can't deny that those other three records have impressive moments that redeem them in a way that this does not.
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Album Rating: 4.0
As an ex-fan of Tool, I'd say the secret to successful communication regarding this band is not to argue at all with those who didn't 5 Lateralus, it's unfair, like playing chess against a blind person.
They'll come around, and yes, until then they'll keep screeching "boring!", "repetitive!" and "high-school band!" to mimic what they think is moral superiority.
The truth is that this band is so many levels above the rest is not even funny, so don't for a second believe the naysayers or you'll risk becoming a poser just like them.
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i am a high school band please feed me moral superiority
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Album Rating: 2.5
ya'll are dirty fucking sluts
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Album Rating: 5.0
There's your classic hater flexing his intellectual muscles.
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Album Rating: 3.0
they can hate all they want Eg, it's not going to change a damn thing
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Album Rating: 5.0
just making observations for my socio-cultural thesis
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Classic h8ers
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h8rs r my masturb8rs
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Album Rating: 5.0
Yeah not bad, it could be a kind of hateful masturbation
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Album Rating: 3.0
going to bump this up again
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Album Rating: 2.0
Never understood the hype for Tool, but they have their moments
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Album Rating: 3.5
Old angry Tool is much better tbh. This is just compositional wank that I happen to enjoy a lot.
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Tool haters have eclipsed Tool lovers in the craft of being tiresome
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I believe that point was made on a Sound Off before this had actually dropped, but it is certainly encouraging to see a throwback so soon after its release!
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Album Rating: 5.0
>Tool haters have eclipsed Tool lovers in the craft of being tiresome
tbh that was a pretty tired comment
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Album Rating: 3.5
"Tool haters have eclipsed Tool lovers in the craft of being tiresome"
Who's hating here
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Album Rating: 4.0
Tool haters have eclipsed Tool lovers in the tool of being toolsome
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total eclipse of the fart
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