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Scoot
May 31st 2026


24524 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"All the classic UO records take their lunch money I'm afraid"



that's a given, these guys wouldn't even exist without underoath



Wildcardbitchesss
May 31st 2026


21545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

sure but only one is putting out good music in the big ‘26. Let’s hope the future of this band doesn’t mirror that one…



BUT ngl now with Nostalgia Kills an Underoath // Static Dress tour would go unbelievably hard. Now get Olli on an UO track that doesn’t suck plz

Emim
May 31st 2026


39899 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It was cool getting both Spencer and Aaron to feat on a song, feel like it's usually just Spencer. He usually has amazing guest spots though, e.g., Silent Planet - Psychescape and ABR - The Reckoning

OwMySnauze
May 31st 2026


2818 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Rings of Saturn don’t even come close. Side note: The Changing Of Times is the best UO album

Futures
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


18745 Comments


you don’t really believe that lol

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


126153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

Yeah, come on lol.

OwMySnauze
May 31st 2026


2818 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

To the max my different opinionated chums!

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


126153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

What makes this a 2.5 for you? Genuinely curious.

OwMySnauze
May 31st 2026


2818 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Personally don’t like the vocals, the songs aren’t catchy or interesting enough to keep my attention. Some of the melodies are bland. Could be a grower, probably come back to it in the future.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


126153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

Hmmmm, couldn't disagree more, but I respect your opinion lol.

OwMySnauze
May 31st 2026


2818 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

All good my Hawkish chum, could be a “Hawks P1” situation

Wildcardbitchesss
May 31st 2026


21545 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Rings of Saturn don’t even come close”

Yeah you’re right, Saturn is way better, they’d never degrade themselves to Sumerian slop

Emim
May 31st 2026


39899 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Changing of Times is great and super underrated (same with COTP) but DTGL is the peak.



Check out the new Car Underwater EP for some TCOT-core

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


126153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

I hope so Ow!!!

JayEnder
May 31st 2026


23366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

OwMySnauze try to have a good take challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

arthropod
May 31st 2026


3368 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Car Underwater have an EP already? Huh. I managed to miss it despite listening to every single.



To be fair, I agree with the point about catchiness. I find this (and RCD) great while they last, but I can barely recall any particular moment afterwards.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


126153 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

See, I completely disagree with that too lol.

Durrzo
May 31st 2026


3729 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Meanwhile I'm walking around public spaces catching myself humming several of these hooks out loud.

Emim
May 31st 2026


39899 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Human props is the one that gets stuck in my head same with face. which is funny because I haven't specifically listened to the latter in probably a month

JayEnder
May 31st 2026


23366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah that's wild because I literally can't get these songs out of my head.



The questioning chorus now lives in my mind rent free



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