Album Rating: 2.0

I say we bring an actual music review site back



And I'm happy to be painted as the leader in that (inevitably so, for better or worse)

now that would be deft

Album Rating: 2.0

Hell, I'll even give a tip on how to rate albums: take the amount of songs you like and divide that by the total amount of songs on the album.



In this case, I like four (the ones I praised in the review: Parasocial Christ, St. Catherine's Wheel, A Thousand Years, and Devise/Destroy). How many songs are on the album? 10.

4/10 = .4 * 5 (5 stars) = 2.



Instead of just operating off of "vibes" or preferences.

keep churning out reviews you'll be contrib in a month or 2

Album Rating: 3.5

This is cool, but idk something about the band always rubbed me the wrong way. Before this I have heard a solid (maybe) 5 songs from them and just decided to jump into this one after this glowing review… it’s good. I can tell this band just isn’t really gonna be my thing if this is about the best I can expect but, shit, I put it on at work and got all my shit done in record time. Felt like an auditory adderall lol

i go for overall quality since there is no 0 option but agreed vibes is lowest bar evaluation

Album Rating: 3.5

Just a fun little record to kill time with. Nothing groundbreaking, but it doesn’t have to be. I will say that I’m surprised this band is as popular as they are for how heavy they are. Same with Slipknot. I can’t think of too many bands that get that intense and are still somehow able to play fuckin arenas and amphitheaters

This thread gave me a fucking stroke