Album Rating: 1.5

Oh yeah I didn't even think of the new track titles to make fat Aaron jokes with what am I doing

Album Rating: 2.0

...And Then There Was Nothing (Aaron after seeing the all you can eat buffet)

Album Rating: 3.5

Is Aaron even that fat?

Album Rating: 1.5

https://youtube.com/shorts/nvKOSWfNHGY?si=_-w_1MjxRiERhK0S

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

All The Cake Is Gone

Album Rating: 2.0

The Burger After This One [2]

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah, this is BAD. I'm giving this a 2 in honor of the great memories I have of this band, and the fact that underneath the baffling production choices, there could've been a few decent tunes here. I don't get why bands self-sabotage like this.



Even if there was enough here in terms of writing that could convince me to give it a few more chances, the apalling production exhausts me halfway through the thing.

You know what

I think this actually *is* worse than Erase Me, wildly enough. At least Erase Me, as god-awful as it was, had some decent tracks. The only fully competent song on this is the outro imo

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

saw a recent pic of aaron and forgot about the egregious neck tat lmao



i reconciled the fact that even when theyre bad i just kinda like this band but man am i not a fan of that guy

Album Rating: 1.5

The reddit atheist lyrics on this thing are so cringe, and the fact it's coming from a bunch of dudes in their 40s just makes it even worse. These guys were never exactly wordsmiths even in their heyday but at least they didn't make me wince at the thought of a 40-something year old man watching Richard Dawkins debates for lyrical inspiration.





And yeah the production on this thing is utterly abysmal.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Lolol a tundra 4 who is surprised

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Spinning in Place is fucking awful. Sounds like two songs playing at once at some places.

Album Rating: 3.5

Black midi does that technique intentionally and gets praise for it lol

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"if you bury me, ill bury you in a coward's grave"

lol Acts of Depression has a higher average

It also has a higher average than Erase Me lol

Album Rating: 1.5

I really hate saying this, but I feel like this release is similar to the current situation with A. Bynes. The album feels like a form of self-destruction and I'm genuinely left with so many lingering questions about the choices that were made.

Is this the first time ever Underoath has been compared to Amanda Bynes

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Pretty extreme comparison lol. It's not that hard to believe they suck now, its a tale as old as time

Album isn't good but it's worlds better than Erase Me at least. Good review. Band is def dead but they deserve a little bag for how formative Chasing Safety and DTGL were.

Saw the Chasing Safety anniversary tour last year and I think it's weird how much more inspiration and vision they seem to have whenever they do an album anniversary tour or like those live full album playthroughs from the pandemic a few years ago versus when they put out post breakup albums. They need Adam D to put them through work camp conditions in the studio again to make another classic