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Cygnatti
October 3rd 2025


36392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Crystal Legacy is super lit. Unfortunately, the water areas are still slog, but really fixes most of Johto's issues!



Water starters are consistently great in design and use, HOWEVER, water is top 2 most common types so I will never ever pick it, sadly! Always Fire for me.

nightbringer
October 3rd 2025


2931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

^ wild comment to suddenly jump into this thread and see lmao.

JoyfulPlatypus
Contributing Reviewer
October 3rd 2025


1236 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

wild comment to suddenly jump into this thread and see lmao [2]

nightbringer
October 3rd 2025


2931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Spinning the new album shortly. Time to play the game of "how wrong is Sput about Taylor this time?"

Pooter9000
October 3rd 2025


187 Comments


Not wrong, final answer.

DocSportello
October 3rd 2025


3683 Comments


sleep token >

vult
October 3rd 2025


3420 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

new album has some passable moments but the lyrics are so below acceptable for a popstar of her caliber and she is so obviously trying to capture the aura that sabrina carpenter has.



a 35 year old shouldnt be saying that [the equivalent of high school drama] "makes her wet"

gryndstone
October 3rd 2025


2975 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The only song I like is the one about Charli XCX because I KNOW taylor swift is a sociopath and that one kind of revels in it. Imagine coming at Charli for doing cocaine and telling her she is like 'a toy chihuahua in a tiny purse'. But she had to write a whole song about it?? She's nuts. She's insane. I wish the album wasn't so god damn boring everywhere else

nightbringer
October 3rd 2025


2931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

New one seems pretty good!

DocSportello
October 3rd 2025


3683 Comments


Bless ur heart : )

I have an unlisted demo cd of hers from when her family just moved to Nashville; her mom was passing them out to tennis partners. I’ll sell it to you

Pooter9000
October 3rd 2025


187 Comments


God she’s embarrassing holyyyy

Wildcardbitchesss
October 3rd 2025


19516 Comments


I’m reading some shit about Blake Lively, they have beef?

Asdfp277
October 4th 2025


25650 Comments


idk but isnt blake lively on beef with most people, or am i thinking of another white female

Wildcardbitchesss
October 4th 2025


19516 Comments


I have no idea but white woman with the most beefs I can think of is probably our queen amber heard

Asdfp277
October 4th 2025


25650 Comments


mother

zaruyache
October 4th 2025


28601 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

it is impressive how much the new one fucking sucks lyrically. And they put out like ten different versions of it, just going whole hog on the slop.

Wildcardbitchesss
October 4th 2025


19516 Comments


I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness

Wildcardbitchesss
October 4th 2025


19516 Comments


yknow I used to think Taylor haters were blowing it way out of proportion but she truly seems like a hot cunt to me at this point, this level of braggadocio is so fucking unearned

Keyblade
October 4th 2025


30810 Comments


“Forgive me, it sounds c**ky/He ah-matized me and openеd my eyes/Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see/His lovе was the key that opened my thighs”

ayo wtf is a ah-matize

Wildcardbitchesss
October 4th 2025


19516 Comments


idk something lame

oh to have the confidence of a mediocre white woman



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