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zaruyache
April 20th 2024


28628 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

love it all the way to 1/5 😎



JohnnyoftheWell
April 20th 2024


64287 Comments


why does this have a lower average than the new northlane EP wtf you losers

Koris
Emeritus
April 20th 2024


22617 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

The user rating on AOTY is pretty brutal too. Just went down to a 48



Honestly, I was just bored during most of the runtime 🤷

FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
April 20th 2024


2459 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

God am I going to listen to that Northlane EP? And am I at risk of rating it higher than this?



edit: naaaaah lol

ShadowRemains
April 20th 2024


28667 Comments


> she needs to get with a real man like gronk

lol have you seen his girlfriend?

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
April 20th 2024


17234 Comments


never seen her but yeah she is exactly what i pictured lol. good for gronk (the better tight end)

Butkuiss
April 20th 2024


8745 Comments


I hear Livvy Dunne rizzed up Baby Gronk in Ohio, can anyone confirm?

Butkuiss
April 20th 2024


8745 Comments


Also lol, Gronk is Australian slang for fuckwit, I find it so funny dudes got that name.

WompState
April 20th 2024


53 Comments


i'm not a big courtney love fan or anything, but i read a recent quote from her describing taylor swift as a musical "safe space" for girls and i found myself agreeing with it. like Beyonce, she's really grown into something that goes beyond the idea of "genre" or "a musical artist" but in a different way. she has some good stuff and i liked Evermore, but her recent music just feels boring to me. it's like later era Mark Kozelek or something, bloated and boring and indistinguishable, no hooks, too much talking, too much "atmosphere."

i am not going to comment on Beyonce's new album because i haven't listened to it but i feel like music is really suffering from all these monolithic streaming albums. critics are afraid to call it what it is because they are trying to connect with younger listeners who don't understand the concept of a tight twelve track album, and instead are more interested in protecting what they see as "theirs." i see people hailing this as a masterpiece but i don't think it is going to age that well, this is just so boring and there is nothing on here as good as Willow, Blank Space, Style etc.

StonedManatee
April 20th 2024


634 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Ohh, people were way too mean to my man, Pizza. Good review, dude. Fuck Taylor Swift and her Swifties. The Lana Del Rey intro sucked.

pizzamachine
April 20th 2024


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

They’re just mad they couldn’t do a review first :3

MetalMarcJK
April 20th 2024


1392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I wrote her name in the snow with pee.

pizzamachine
April 20th 2024


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

That doesn’t count =/

PumpBoffBag
Emeritus
April 20th 2024


1840 Comments

Album Rating: 3.1

Honestly surprised this has her lowest avg next to Reputation so far

PayneTiger777
April 20th 2024


4578 Comments


Ah yes, the biggest cunt in music strikes again.

JohnnyoftheWell
April 20th 2024


64287 Comments


^pizzamachine really do be taking no holidays

Purpl3Spartan
April 20th 2024


9525 Comments


Gotta respect the grind

gryndstone
April 20th 2024


2976 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Businesswoman at heart

pizzamachine
April 20th 2024


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I’m a busy man! Today I’m driving my family to the zoo.

Egarran
April 20th 2024


36862 Comments


Harsh.



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