Album Rating: 3.2

No t/t sowing? agh its bliss

Album Rating: 3.5

I dunno. It's nice I guess but really not that memorable.

3.5 means great. for the integrity of the site you’re required to lower your rating to a 3.4

Album Rating: 3.5

Everyone by now knows that all my ratings are +0.5-1.0 whatever is reasonable

Album Rating: 3.2

3.5 to me means good also

A 3.5 is simply a vibe

This is a total 4 tho

Album Rating: 3.5

A 4.1, even

Album Rating: 3.2

I mainly just love the middle act so much

some of this is diet pop, some of it has calories

saved by the bass tones

Bye, don’t wanna break up again, eternal sunshine, and especially the boy is mine are my takeaways

Album Rating: 2.9

Great write-up, thoroughly enjoyed the read. Congrats on the promo too! Well deserved

Album Rating: 2.0

Thanks a lot my friend!

Swiftian

It’s been said that William Shakespeare invented over 1700 words, and let me tell you, that is not one of them

Etymology
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Swift +‎ -ian

Adjective
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Swiftian (comparative more Swiftian, superlative most Swiftian)

Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift (1667–1745), Anglo-Irish satirist and essayist, or his works. quotations ▼
Swiftian satire

Album Rating: 2.0

Anyone with a pulse knows I was referring to Taylor

woosh

lmfao

review is firmly post-satire fr