Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
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ToSmokMuzyki
January 6th 2024


14915 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

"on his body somewhere"



and in that case its referring to the weight of that somewhere in pounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

UniverseCalling
January 6th 2024


111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Wow, it must take incredible self esteem to confidently present a review this embarrassing.

evilford
January 6th 2024


71408 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol

Frost15
January 6th 2024


4635 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Worst would be Ofaf yeah

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
January 6th 2024


12946 Comments


Finally a review that actually explains how the album sounds

ToSmokMuzyki
January 6th 2024


14915 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

it takes confidence and pride to speak the trvth agreed

Kusangii
January 6th 2024


8409 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah

chemicalmarriage
January 7th 2024


4736 Comments


What the fuck are tendies

Frost15
January 7th 2024


4635 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Idk but this review reads like a high functioning neanderthal with some metal culture expressing his feelings towards an album and I love it

UniverseCalling
January 8th 2024


111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah. This review bravely screams “Album make me brain hurt!”. This dude likes unseasoned meat and potatoes and is proud of it. It’s impressive.

ToSmokMuzyki
January 8th 2024


14915 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

what? this is an unseasoned uncooked potato vegan meal

Rowhaus
January 8th 2024


7135 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

don't be mad just because this album is over-seasoned in reverb and monotony and dumb little melodic riffarinos

PizzaBear
January 8th 2024


837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Is it unseasoned or over-seasoned guys?

UniverseCalling
January 8th 2024


111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Pretty sure they don’t know what seasoning is.

Rowhaus
January 8th 2024


7135 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Is it unseasoned or over-seasoned guys?"

it's shit is what is is

ToSmokMuzyki
January 9th 2024


14915 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

its covered in a pile of salt that gets blown away but soon is heaped up again



so both

FearThyEvil
January 9th 2024


19391 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Wow, it must take incredible self esteem to confidently present a review this embarrassing."



you really under-estimate some of the worst of the worst this site has shown cuz comparatively this isn't even close to that.

Rowhaus
January 9th 2024


7135 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

go cry at Sowing's feet again Fear

FearThyEvil
January 10th 2024


19391 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You know, if you had any ounce of braincells you'd know I was defending you here. Don't you have women to harass and tell them how they're not funny ? It's still nice to know as well how rent-free I live in your head after all this time as well. I barely even frequent here anymore

ToSmokMuzyki
January 10th 2024


14915 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

idk he says a handful of words to get a small salt pile back seems like its the other way around



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