Album Rating: 1.5
Coloratura is just 3 Coldplay ballads stapled together lol. it's decent but they've done plenty more interesting things in half the runtime plenty
if that's the best song on here then yikes
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Album Rating: 2.0
Best New Music!
LOL
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Album Rating: 3.0
What have I done with that 0.5 score bump
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It's really strange, because the brilliant forward-thinking marketing behind this album suggested a more progressive sounding album. Shame, and this is coming from someone who rates A Rush of Blood to the Head as one of the greatest albums ever made.
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I'll stay with The Earth Sings Mi Fa Mi thanks
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Let Somebody Go sounds like the cheesiest 80s ballad lmao
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lost my shit when I saw the emojis were legit
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Yeah the emoji Coldplay era is finally here and I am all for ignoring/shitting on it
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Album Rating: 1.0
demote all staff now
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I like emojis but hate the idea of using them as song titles cause how the fuck do you say it out loud
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Album Rating: 2.0
"Yo what song is this"
"✨🥵⏰"
Like that
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Star Hot Clock
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Album Rating: 3.0
That's a pretty good song name
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🆗
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The whole first paragraph of the review is kind of amusing. When were Coldplay not a bland generic pop act? They are what they've always been, just lazier and less inspired.
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All the fat chicks like Coldplay.
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Album Rating: 3.0
You got me
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Album Rating: 2.0
VLV and Mylo shook things up a tad and branched out somewhat while still being pretty radio friendly but yeah "generic and inoffensive" has been their guiding ethos from day one
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Album Rating: 2.5
Agreed RowBro about Coloratura
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Album Rating: 2.0
Thought coloratura was pretty boring tbh
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