Album Rating: 1.0

your nitpicking and biased I win bye bye!

dunkey clone!

They got it pulled from metacritic :[

Who knew it was all leading to such incredible darkness? I'm sorry Johnny, I hope it was worth it.

Album Rating: 4.5

c'mon, the only time your irrelevant ass will receive this amount of attention is right now, so sit back and enjoy these five minutes of fame, you little (it must be really tiny) fucker.

Album Rating: 1.5

listen to arab strap, lana nerds

Album Rating: 1.0

[2]

literally just jammed Sleeper, what a song

Album Rating: 1.0

[3]

Album Rating: 1.0

wow metacritic fucking up

Album Rating: 1.0

in the 3ish hrs it's been up, I don't think this was ever added to metacritic tbh

Album Rating: 1.5

what a pity that they pay you for it. I hope you will be fired as well as those responsible for approving this biased criticism about LANA'S PERSONAL LIFE AND NOT ABOUT WORK The album

Album Rating: 2.0

lmao if Twitter keeps this up it might actually *make* Sput relevant

Album Rating: 1.0

I am encouraged to now give this a second chance

Album Rating: 1.0

oh it worse

Album Rating: 2.0

The culture clash between Sput and Lana's Twitter fanbase is delicious.

all my homies on the way to 1 this album without listening once

Oh my gosh Phero how could you make it through twice? I listened to about ten seconds of a song and that was enough

Lana's always sucked, though, so I'm bringing baggage to tha COUNTRY CLUB

oh shit no keep sputnik irrelevant please

'what a pity that they pay you for it. I hope you will be fired as well as those responsible for approving this biased criticism about LANA'S PERSONAL LIFE AND NOT ABOUT WORK The album'

It's interesting because this twitter response shows up that people expect recording artists to be protected from fair critique to a large extent.

Movie ratings are clearly bought as often the early ones before release are 20%+ higher scores than what follows but music criticism has to be similar.

Album isn't even the fourth best LDR album but up go the early 100 scores, how this many critics (who you imagine listen to hundreds of releases) could believe this is a career defining, life changing/life affirming slab of genius I don't know? Because 100 out of 100 rating would tend to suggest that's how you feel about it :/

Back in the days I used to read the rock rags down WH Smiths I always loved how if a band were on the cover/feature interview with Q they'd always get a positive review, whereas Mojo didn't get one so 3 stars out of 5 for the same album.

This review being one of the only non-financially motivated reviews is the more likely scenario.

I really hope this twitter controversy doesn't harm Dalton's Black Malachite Brazilian tour. That'd be a shame.

Album Rating: 3.5

"this biased criticism about LANA'S PERSONAL LIFE AND NOT ABOUT WORK The album"



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