breakdown at the end of the opening song is so sick

Album Rating: 4.0

very big cum

slapz [2]

Album Rating: 3.5

a fat cum

Album Rating: 2.0

oh wow i hate this

Album Rating: 4.0

Not a badly written review, but a hard disagree from me.

Album Rating: 4.0

this & new Counterparts are my favorite 2 core albums to drop this year.

cheq blue noise

Album Rating: 4.5

This, Misery Never Forgets, Spooky Girls Gymnasium, and the new Seizures and Binary are the best things of this year for me.

listening to Joshua Fit For Battle atm and so many moments in that band remind me of this current revival stuff

Album Rating: 4.5

You could pick any early 2000s Metalcore or core-tinged Screamo band and theres been a band in the past two years that sounds like them. Which is great because id much rather hear rip-offs of Poison the Well and Love Lost But Not Forgotten than to hear more bands play Disembodied/Will Haven but with 10 breakdowns in each song or another lame clean sounding Envy/Diatro knock-off.

'hear more bands play Disembodied/Will Haven but with 10 breakdowns in each song '

rofl

yeah bands doing the 'dark' metalcore sound now are usually pretty boneheaded

Album Rating: 4.0

Does this album get the Mort stamp of approval or nah?

havent heard it in full yet tbh

Album Rating: 1.5

I have faith in you son

so does this sound like flowers taped to pens or what

Album Rating: 1.5

flowers taped to penises*

Album Rating: 2.5

Pika branching out into not awarding auto-1s to everything he doesn't like. Progress.

Album Rating: 1.5

I want my ratings to be more evenly distributed. I so wish I could give some albums that sweet 0.5...

Album Rating: 3.0

Can you still do that if you edit your review score or is that not a thing?