Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah there's nothing wrong with that first senetence at all. And isn't Xen the same guy who said Snox was the only talented contrib writer from the latest promotion in one of Snox's review threads?

Xeno is the guy that wrote this review:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/70241/Cobalt-Slow-Forever/
So uh... I'd take his writing critiques with a grain of salt

Then on the other hand, Doof is a retard of some magnitude.

Who can say who's in the right here?

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‘Sounds like a compilation of pop rock singles’



B-Sides at best.



I dunno, this is the worst possible sound for Beck imo, but I guess some people will dig it.



I’m not not a major fan of stuff like M83 and MGMT but this just doesn’t sound as convincing as acts like that.



Anyway, it is done, 0.5. Apologies to all.

Album Rating: 3.0

how does this shit get featured

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‘Retard of some magnitude’



I’d be honoured if only I knew who the fuck you were

the only thing of value doof has given me here is that beck is a scientologist so thanks for that

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Don’t apologize for your opinion Doof if it’s how you really feel



I find this more interesting and enjoyable than most of the mid-00s output, but not quite as good as Morning Phase.

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Sint - someone upstairs has a sense of humour about these things maybe.



Honestly since my recent lists and Ariel Pink review got passed over I thought I was safe to do whatever I like with no thought of the consequences



Oh wait, I always did that...but yeah, didn’t think this would get featured.

Album Rating: 1.5

lmao ars chill

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Track ratings:

1. Colors [0.5]

2. Seventh Heaven [0.5]

3. I’m So Free [0.5]

4. Dear Life [1.5]

5. No Distraction [0.5]

6. Dreams [0.5] (sounds a lot like ‘Electric Feel’...like a shit tonne. Only sucky)

7. Wow [1.5]

8. Up All Night [0.5] (most generic chorus of 2017 award goes to...)

9. Square One [0.5] (can I rate lower than a 0.5)

10. Fix Me [0.5] (come back ‘Fix You’ all is forgiven)

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Talons you’re a gent and of course I respect you have your own opinion about this (and ‘Morning Phase’)

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‘Only thing of value is Beck is a Scientologist’



That’s a biggie though

Album Rating: 3.0

yeah but this isnt funny



im all for actual funny reviews, but not when they're this lazy and there are people writing really good reviews that get like two replies

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I wouldn’t market this as a ‘funny’ review, it’s more a ‘gut reaction’ review.



This Scientologist dipshard deserves it imo, album is a joke held up against ‘Odelay’ or ‘Mutations’



Dude’s handed over his soul to the oddbaws, if Isaac Hayes could have his sense of humour surgically removed why not Beck? This is an insult on an album imo



But enjoy it, whatever, one for the ages

This review is p bad

sorry

- bloc

This really can't be as bad as you say. Will.give it a listen some time.

Album Rating: 1.0

Ngl the chorus on Wow reminds me of Marilyn Manson's song WOW

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What do you expect from 15 minutes of effort - Infinite Jest?



I promise I’ll put a happy review up tomorrow or Sunday....as a very good album was also released today