Album Rating: 4.0
I'll try and get my mate who missed the last one to come along, could take a bit of arm twisting and me agreeing to go watch something else of his choice another time (hopefully not Steel Panther)...I could invite the missus but she doesn't really do 'standing gigs' at big-ish venues, she'd want a seat, fairer sex and all that.
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I'd willing see the 'eyeline festival' headlined by Brand New doing their entire discography twice if it meant seeing these live.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Sitting at a concert would be kind of weird for me. Unless it's the synphony or some such of course.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Boney you have young knees and you aren't tied to a female with ageing PE teacher's knees
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I'll pay for your ticket boney, as in plane ticket!!
Worldwide sput meet up all chanting "you fat bastard" the digital age would be brought to its knees.
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Woah, weird knee connection.
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Album Rating: 4.0
'Unless it's the symphony or some such of course.'
Sometimes I do imagine the burrito cat delivering Boney's words
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I always see the burrito cat flying headlong into the universal meat grinder to become the next fajita wrap ridden by a pigeon.
Basically it's the continual evolutionary, galactic way of life.
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Album Rating: 3.5
It would be a night for the ages!
Sometimes I think about getting rid of the galactic burrito cat but anything else would have a hard time competing with it.
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Lol Doof.
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Album Rating: 3.5
This really is the most zak act of all time. I'm loving it.
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AM I A TORTOISE
OR A CUDDLY BEAR ??!
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Album Rating: 3.5
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY YOU WONDER WHY??
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Boney if you ever do feel like replacing your avatar consider this similarly cat-themed specimen.
http://i.imgur.com/NPcCvHQ.gif
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Why they got tellies in pubs?
Keep us munched on second-hand grub
Second-hand tales, I'm fired up
Two pints for a fiver drunk
Watch me: am I a tortoise or a cuddly bear?
When life isn't anything 'til you start drinkin' there
No truce, just a selection of memories in bars you knew
I'm glad I was born when I was
I get to see the Right once again look like nobs
Like what? It's not hard is it, you token jock
Freeze-wrap, nine for a quid in B-jabs, the lot
Royal Dutch lines
You fat bastard
You English climes
You fat bastards
You fat bastards
You fat bastards
You fat bastards
Carlton touts
The angel of the midlands has flown away
Probably south
You can't blame her
When the future is a flag pissed on
And a king-sized bag of quavers
Carlton touts
The angel of the midlands has flown away
Probably south
You can't blame her
When the future is a flag pissed on
And a king-sized bag of quavers
I stroke a roll-up outside
Tryin' to put a memory to the face that has just said "hi"
Clouds are low, like the general mood
Tempers cookin' up from the inside
We are the microwave food
I'm not in the mood
The Labour Party is a three-quid tube of vending machine smarties
At the airport, where check-in could be check-out
What the fuck is happenin'?
Bring back the neolibs, I'm sorry
I Didn't fuckin' mean to pray for anarchy
They're all gaggin' for a bit o' fame
So course they're fuckin' off
You don't become a toff by going against the toff
Where's the anti-toff?
We ain't got none
Have you recognised the needle in your own arm, cunt?
I have, but so what?
You can't beam me up, I'm not Captain Spock
You can't sell me stuff on the rotten rot
I've got a store-card, bastard
On this months Top Shop
Carlton touts
The angel of the midlands has flown away
Probably south
You can't blame her
When the future is a flag pissed on
And a king-sized bag of quavers"
That has been worth waiting for for 37yrs.
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Album Rating: 4.0
It had to be smarties and quavers
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These are Star Bars and McCoys
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top review zak, need to check this out
I'm guessing they were fucking quality live
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ladies and gentlemen, the state of the country in 2017
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I don't remember too much to be honest tuna bro but yeah it was sensational.
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