I know that bruv, i'm her instructor. She's very limber. Think on that. I've had my filthy hands all over your mother. And my hands are filthy BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING THE FORGE ALL DAY LONG. #SMITHY-LYFE


~~~~~~~~i'm so bored~~~~~~

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I also am bored, which is why i have binged about 7 episodes of buffy the vampire slayer today



Id say check this but it doesnt junz or skramz so u wont like it

You know me well.

I would say meet for a smoke, but it's very chilly this evening so i'd need to put on a jumper, and by that point it'd be a whole thing.

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Sounds like a lot of effort, i have got work in the morning aswell



Also been off work for the last 2 days ill and would just cough a shit ton if i smoked anything

untermensch

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M8 you would have been first in the showers

Bruv, you don't even have properly functioning eyes. They'd have put you down immediately. You'd be a disgrace to the fatherland.

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What because i have glasses?



Wow, pretty ableist man

No, i mean the telescope that you have mounted on your eye. I think "glasses" undersells that behemoth of a lens.

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I should turn up to uni with a monocle tbh

It'd be more honest really

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I mean if i wanted to be honest i should walk in and scream at them just so we can get the whole thing out of the way

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shit's as raw as a freshly bleached asshole

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Is that raw or not, I wouldn't know I just use talcum powder

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just like your nans poontang

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awks

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just how I like it tbh

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you can talk about my nan however if you like if that makes you feel better

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ive got an Australian nan, go sacrifice her to Abbot and see if it brings yours back

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sacrifice abbot then? not sure who to tho. Steve Irwin maybe?