Can't believe I haven't read this till now. That Prozac line made this entire review. So good.
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review is legendary
lol'd for 10 minutes straight after seeing the recs
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10 minutes is impressive
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What the fuck? The review is all praise and bubbles, yet the rating is minimal. However, nothing is over the top enough to really qualify as satire, much less be funny with the possible exception of the line about the kamikazes/Challenger. And even if it had been hilarious, it would still be an absolutely useless review; if the heaped-on accolades are not sincere, then no usable information about the album is presented whatsoever. This *is* still a music review site and not a comedy club, right?
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no this is more of a comedy club honestly im sorry
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I lied, the Prozac line was good too. I stand by the rest, however.
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Album Rating: 1.0
ugh really
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People read music reviews as a guide on listening decisions? Madness, choosing via prettiness of cover art is much better.
Amusing read.
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
so there was no point in talking about the lyrics or the bland genre exercises then eh hanson
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screw you guys this review rules
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i give this half a star because im an unwavering optimist
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Album Rating: 1.0
im an unwavering realist
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Dunno what John is complaining about the one rating should give away that everything written as good should be read as actually being bad i.e. trusted the intelligence of the reader to implicitly invert the explicitly stated tone/words of the review so that everything "good" is in fact bad. I liked not being spoon fed.
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This review reads like a 2 at least.
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Dunno what John is complaining about the one rating should give away that everything written as good should be read as actually being bad i.e. trusted the intelligence of the reader to implicitly invert the explicitly stated tone/words of the review so that everything "good" is in fact bad. I liked not being spoon fed. yeah.
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
trusting the intelligence of the average sputnik reader was my first mistake alex
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Album Rating: 1.0
i Canot beleev this revew It is so biesd
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such a flamboyant invalid
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trusting the intelligence of the average sputnik reader was my first mistake alex
tsk tsk
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Album Rating: 1.0
rudy you've outdone yourself
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