Good review. Not a fan of pop, so I probably won't be listening to this.



Until proven otherwise I'll just assume that everyone on Sputnik is an asshole.

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I'm not an asshole but I am a liar.

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I like pop...I loved Blackout and enjoyed Gaga until she started to become something of an overpaid circus act. This just struck me as lacking.

"he's still unbearably nice most of the time, but every once in a while he tears apart some newbie's review. don't get me wrong, I love it."

aka my Miranda Cosgrove review last week.
Though, in his defense, the review had some holes and shortcomings. None that I necessarily saw neg-worthy, but at the same time I didn't give that review as much time/attention as other reviews I've done, and perhaps Atavan picked up on that and neg'd me for it. Oh well

I'm bat shit crazy for your current dig

This place just pisses me off too much

This bitch is still around?
Why?
Who gives a shit?

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So anyway about Britney Spears or something. Good album.

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lets face it the contrib spat has overshadowed britney spears

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Sowing I was clearly trying to stray the conversation back to Ms. Spears goddamnit

some of the posts in this thread

i mean i just dk

what if Britney had a wiener? I'd be so bummed.

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Would still hit it

"what if Britney had a wiener? I'd be so bummed."

I don't know. I can't say I'd blame her. Those Oscar Meyers are pretty tasty.

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I love it when I arrive in a thread and I've already been discussed.



he's still unbearably nice most of the time, but every once in a while he tears apart some newbie's review. don't get me wrong, I love it.



YAH YAH RAH RAH RAWR WTF WTF GRRRRR I EAT NEWBIES FOR BREAKFAST LALALALALALALA!!

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It's the ass torch. Passing the flames from Caleb to Eric to Me to Irving. The question is who will step up to the plate when Irving inevitably joins the dark side.



Caleb = Darth Sidious, Eric = Darth Maul, Sowing = Darth Tyranus, Irving = Darth Vader.

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Oh, and good review Conrad. Pos. Sometimes I feel like reviews only need to be about 30% objective fact for them to be solid, entertaining pieces of writing - this was one of those instances. Your prose was amazing, and your stream-of-consciousness-writing flitting around from point-to-point was cool to behold. Really, as long as you don't commit any egregious errors i.e liken Britney Spears to Yanni you'll be absolutely fine.



Also - you know who else doesn't back up his or her reviews with objective fact? 95% of the world's reviewers. Still, that shouldn't stop you from trying to aim for the truth. Just bear in mind that most of the time, all that everyone wants to read is your opinion. And you achieved exactly that with this review.



To close my argument - note how my citation of several percentages is just about the exact opposite of objective fact. And 87% of the world agrees!



Just don't hold it against me.

this thread is one of the most entertaining things i've ever read on this site.

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